Thank you @Wolves
3 amazing years with so many achievements and memories!
It was really a big pleasure being part of your growth... I will never forget πΊβ½οΈ
We believe no man should die of prostate cancer.
That's why we're calling on the Government to take urgent action, change these outdated rules and begin saving thousands of lives today.
Just a couple of days until we take part in the Shrewsbury Dragon Boat Festival in support of Severn Hospice.
Thanks to all who have donated so far. π
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With only two weeks to go, please support me in raising money for the incredible charity Severn Hospice. Any donation, of any size will make a big difference https://t.co/JoSoflvEJc
With only two weeks to go, please support me in raising money for the incredible charity Severn Hospice. Any donation, of any size will make a big difference https://t.co/JoSoflvEJc
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes