Dominic Decoco

Keep calm and suck my plums

[Dominic Decoco @plumsucker69]

@Hendy89 only had a short sleep last night, woke up dressed as an Oompa Loompa

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@Hendy89 slept badly last night, woke up dressed as Raoul Moat

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Slept funny last night...woke up dressed as a clown

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Does this look big in my bum?

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Just heard about the "Woolwich butchering" - We need better machete control laws in the UK. Vectras should also be banned

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@IntolerantMel and plums

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Guyz I think I'm ready to be a verified Twitter account, how do I do it?

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@ITISLENNYHENRY WHY YOU NO VERIFIED ACCOUNT? YOU REAL M8?

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Calories taste amazing

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@Hendy89 SPECIAL K http://t.co/Ddk3WIXTq2

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@dannybyrd thumb <3

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I actually hate Professor Green. Not you though, @ITISLENNYHENRY you big black love machine

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Changed my Brita water cartridge this evening and masturbated to Rolf Harris paintings

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PINCH, PUNCH, u r 1 cheeky kunt

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@ITISLENNYHENRY what you up to mate? pls respond

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I don't want no Coke, you can keep your Ketamine...I need something stronger

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Can't wait for bin collection tomorrow. I keep catching http://t.co/bVuriBqN7y rummaging through my wheelie bins, stealing songs

[Dominic Decoco @plumsucker69]

It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina

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Just burst a grape in a food fight

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ZMA tablets give me the best morning glorys...I'm super proud of this one, even the cat jumped off the bed