Swag Boss

cocaine is gay

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

used to think the national anthem should be xo tour life. i am wiser and older now, and i have realized that it should be kills by chief keef

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

@JoeyFranchize76 @GrandSolarMini @SLCScanner you rlly said only

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

a lot of these young stoner rappers love to grunt on the beat

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

she forgot it’s white boy summer

[eve @eeveeithink]

Update!
he stood me up :)

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

me off the good fent before seeing the new planet of the ape

[doomer @uncledoomer]

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

am i in love or is she just my age buying something from me on fb market

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

if you look at a 14 season player’s career ppg avg you’re a casual

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

Women pull up to the fb marketplace meetup with a full heart and a dream, Men pull up to the fb marketplace meetup with enough weaponry to obliterate most medieval civilizations

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

stonewall jackson was a musician who just died in 2021 and he made sure to leave no questions about which side of that argument he was on

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

wolverine i guess but even that is debatable

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

@JustBoysLaughin nothing thing 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

the only time i’ve ever seen a neck tat and thought “that looks good” was rob williams iii and that’s only because he was good at putting the ball through the hoop for my glorious celtics

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

nothing gets the dopamine flowing like seeing someone in an outfit and knowing that in 10 years we’ll see a picture of their clothing choices and think “what the fuck”

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

@Shenk36 me when i see a bunch of dudes younger than me get blown to smithereens in a ukraine combat footage

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

i hope it never does but if the apocalypse happens i will be eating cats 💯💯

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

dining and dashing this would feel like heroin

[Jeff Boski @TheJeffBoski]

How much would you tip?

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

saw an ad during the celtics game for black people dating app. i haven’t been kicked off yet but i have also made zero matches

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

i feel like i have said jaylen brown is good at basketball for a long time and now that other people are saying it i’m happy

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

what if we gave the city of memphis to israel?

[Swag Boss @plundererbrett]

been wearing my shit backwards all day