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[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Charles Barkley: And i wanna say, during pride month, if you are GAyy, if you are transgender, I LOVE you (The wind around him starts to whip, he starts levitating a full foot off the ground) but y’know shaq, those trans women down in SAN ANTONIO

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I'm addicted to Microsoft Authenticator app

[boss @boss_on_here]

Yeah these days it would be lend me some agave nectar, I am your they/them!

[Mudit @muditfx]

— Žižek, on not obsessing with psychoanalyzing oneself all the time

[Mike Meech @meechone]

Hey @ArtButSports

[dudermane @612jack]

(wallace voice) the gun, gromit. kill me lad!

[💆🏽‍♂️ @godspeedbrother]

wemby said "personally i refuse to carry the burden of hiding my emotions" and then a few days later immediately elbowed naz reid in the neck in the heat of the moment fairs he's a man of principle

[Thiss'Kidd'Chriss @imaGoonAssNiqqa]

' iM So Fuxkinqqq High Men , WTFF <3

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

one of the most beautiful clips in history

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Please turn down your music well before I come over. I can tell when someone's been enjoying loud music and I can hear it in the furnishings

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I should

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

I think the hardest I’ve ever laughed was the time I saw a common man fall victim to circumstances beyond his control.

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

When people say “antisemitism is on the rise” what I see in my mind is the most beautiful hot air balloon anyone has ever seen. And in the basket I’m there with sonic and Mario and Wallace and gromit, and we’re peacefully drifting up, up, and up towards Nasrallah and Khamenei

[that one wasian whose lowkey snatched @osamabishounen]

“forever war” panicans been real quiet ever since we lost the war in a finite period of time

[MM @plunderphunk]

Hahahahahaha

[Eve Barlow @Eve_Barlow]

The ceasefire is disappointing.
At the end of the day, the people of the West have prioritized their own needs over the liberation of the people of Iran.
I don't have enough fingers to count the amount of people who have ranted at me about "gas prices" for the last few weeks, and how many I've had to remind of the realities of what people lived through during WWII, and the sacrifices that were made for the greater good.
But beyond that, to listen to Americans wang on about the price of gas, while Israelis spend every night in bomb shelters, while Palestinians in Gaza continue to be terrorized by Hamas, while Iranians remain in an internet blackout that has lasted months……… What's the word? Ah yes. Privilege.

[Oscar Meyer Lansky @MediumReginald]

Me: uhh who's pussy is this?

Trebek: Correct! And you're still in control of the board

[Noah Kahanist @Dons_Lawn_Salon]

my beautiful 29 year old baby was just kidnapped from his F-15e strike eagle for you guessed it, being white

[The Force Majeure Groyper @ProgDirectorate]

White people opioid culture gave us JD Vance and Hillbilly Elegy. Black people opioid culture gave us Future's legendary discography. Much to consider