andres!

lover of louisville, philly sports, and music | 🇲🇽🇺🇸

[𝕱𝖗𝖊chiKQ📖 @FrehiKQ]

Mi profe de filosofía acaba de decir que el estoicismo es para maricones.

[andres! @plungus__]

There’s a special blend of substance abuse that can only come from the white trash-Mexican blend

[Jimmy Ridimmi 🍉 @Bingus_Artworks]

The concept that bender is the equivalent of the whitest mexican alive is genuinely hilarious so i'll let it slide

[Bbg @BigBlueGoonie]

Me: bro this better be indica , sativa always makes me feel like I’m Dion Dawkins prostituting himself in a dimly lit alley

Plug: don’t worry bro, this is strait kush

Me 17 mins later:

[andres! @plungus__]

@CoachLewGrizz REPOST. NAH. WE POST.

[Robert Francis @rbfrncs]

Every single surviving Black Robin is a descendant of Old Blue, she should be a household name 🥲

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

"Just legalize sports betting, who cares" was one of the most wrong opinions I've ever had. We need a draconian snapback where it becomes something you can exclusively do in-person in Vegas and maybe at a racetrack in Atlantic City.

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

guy who chooses to come here has a far better understanding of america than some inbred illiterate conservative who's only an american because they happened to be born here

[andres! @plungus__]

“Who are you friends with???”

[chrissy “judge harry stone” carmichael @chribdotnet]

autist canon experience

[mallory 🎳 @4uchampp]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LITERATURE
PONYBOY CURTIS
VS
HOLDEN CAULFIELD
BEGIN!

Ponyboy: Where do the ducks go when it becomes winter? I think I gotta answer! They wanna get the DUCK AWAY FROM YOU!

Holden tearing up: *flicks cigarette* I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you-

[andres! @plungus__]

😭

[Ego Death @_Panicinstatic_]

@ItsTheBoat A classic.

[andres! @plungus__]

This movie fucking SUCKED and I can’t hype myself for resident evil and everyone saying it’s good because they did that for this one too

[agnès varda fan account @dr_kai_phd]

thinking about this shot in Weapons again. lol

[ubaru @ubaruu]

every friend group got that one homie that lost his way and is a shell of his former self

[andres! @plungus__]

Just walked into a gas station, a Mexican, with jorts & a mullet. #ThisIsAmerica

[sahaj @froglover2003]

That One Guy in any Friend Group whos desperate for validation from The White Woman that looks Slightly Like Clairo

[andres! @plungus__]

How bubba was moving w/ lewinsky

[nini @rasmalaipagluu]

technicality

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created

[Caitlin Cooper @C2_Cooper]

There’s a lot of NBA fans who may struggle to afford basic needs, let alone tickets. From the aspiration stuff to an agent saying “athletes have the toughest job in the world,” and now the game’s biggest star stanning for polymarket — it’s been a tone deaf offseason.

[andres! @plungus__]

They forced his ass to move to the city, work in food service, and take the bus.
Thank god for the elotera.

[Wyatt-Andrews-Workshop @wa_workshop]

MONKEY TO THE CITY

[andres! @plungus__]

AND THE WORKER GETS OUT UNSCATHED LETS GOOOO

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN.

Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.