Paul Lurie

New England guy giving the Midwest life a try. #Cleveland #dadlife #pancakeart

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@WWEBigE we had a debate tonight over what size suit jacket you wear. We were guessing 66.

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For those who haven’t seen, it contains bleeding from the eyes, a man’s head set on fire and someone coughing up a bloody severed finger.

But on the plus side it is set to “All that Jazz” from Chicago so maybe that’s the reason.

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Hey @Cinemark why did you show trailers for Wolfman and Stephen King’s Monkey before our 7:30 pm showing of #wicked Lots of freaked out kids in the crowd.

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To the person who scammed me selling #WWESummerSlam tickets you are a bad person who just stopped a ten year old from her first @wwe show.

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@YungLittlefoot @SeanRossSapp I’ve got two. You can have them

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@PodcastTheRide just took my kids to Islands of Adventure. Is there an area more in need of a tune up than “Toon Lagoon”. I try to keep my kids hip to pop culture but it was a losing battle. Beetle Bailey? Cathy? Two water rides? What’s your blue sky for that area?

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Some students at my school are headed to their first @wwe show ever tonight. They can’t wait to see @CodyRhodes and @WWERollins in person. #wwecleveland

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@samstein Same, Stein

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I was shocked to learn there is new Trolls movie - probably because I wasn’t waiting to hear if @JustinMcElroy would be in it like last time. #willthemcelroybrothersbeintrolls3

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@JoeRuscio Also, “give him a big hand… he’s British.”

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@JoeRuscio

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@_denisesalcedo

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Wresting advice from my wife: “pull his tassels!” #WrestleMania #hellinacell

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Edges hair color is the same color as Ric Flairs when bleeding. #WrestleMania

[Alex Viscioni @aviscioni]

Shane McMahon’s appearance at #Wrestlemania in a nutshell

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@DavidShoemaker @Kazeem can they set up the Barbershop window outside the mens “Wrestlemania showcase match” for Ford? #maskedman

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@gonzo3249 @The_MJF @AEWonTV @2econdWrestling Yet, they can’t escape checkov’s wrestling cake…

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Just saw #AntManAndTheWaspQuantumania and all I could think about was the @screenrant #pitchmeeting that would come from it. #barelyaninconvenience

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@Joshstrangehill “Krabapple? I’ve been calling her Krandle!”

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@ShakerOnline boy, the playground outside Main @ShakerLibrary could really use some attention.