udara-mmicha 🌚🥰🦥

GOD first 🙌Exodus 14:14😊😊

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

You need about 4 different incomes right now to be aiight.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

A lot of people don't know this, but you can workout and not tell anyone.

[r⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ (listening to arirang) @epipeny]

i always thought this was an IRRATIONAL fear, wdym this could actually happen ??? 😭

[Bane @jodambusta]

You’ll see how quickly the military shows up immediately people start going into the forests to get these people

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[W @h3vet]

I deserve a fling with someone who has a ridiculous amount of money

[Chief Ikukuoma @IkukuomaC]

Omo Warri Chiefs has warned Remi Tinubu to focus more on taking care of her husband instead of interfering in Warri affairs

[sia 🇧🇷 @fcbsiaaa]

nike and adidas competing for insane world cup roster meanwhile puma only has neymar 😭

[ch4po @chapowants]

8m views. if half of us played with #100, that’s 400 million. if we go on a 30-day L streak, sporty will make 12 billion off the losses and pay him 20% in commission, that’s 2.4 billion

he is an agent.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

so the internet made fun of the girl who’s bf made her a wand with his card in it on her birthday just for them to later capitalize on it…

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Na car them use kidnap that Adelabu sister. That’s not the work of bandits.

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

Yesterday made it 21 nights! They have now been held for 21 nights and this morning is day 22.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Dear @WhatsApp

Give us a feature that enables us to ‘disable calls’ even when we’re online.

Thank You!

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

he was so excited to be a first time dad

cause i ain’t see none of this with his second child 😭😭

[Chello Rosé 🍷 @ChellyJellyBeen]

This lady at the gym asks me what age do I think she is. I said she looks 63. She gasps and said that she is 41. Now, why would you put me in that situation?

[jason @cubana_WL]

Wisely o, foolishly o…. The money still Dey disappear 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Short God 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 @_Rani_____]

I’m convinced that a serial killer could easily take out half of the gay population with just abs and a big dick…

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

the concept of rich ppl getting scholarships

[CHARLES @sharsan03]

Selfcon with 3 toilets 3m
Because I come this Abuja come shit ?😂