Applausi alla mia amica che al “sei una puttana” detto dal fidanzato, ha risposto con “fossi stata una puttana, non stavo con uno sfigato come te”.
APPLAUSI AMICA MIA, OGGI LA VINCITRICE SEI TU!
Girls will drink until their organs are on the verge of shutting down, not eat any breakfast the next morning, head to work after only getting 3hours of sleep, then beat themselves up cuz they forgot to take their makeup off before going to bed& that “isn’t healthy for your skin”
Netflix would be better if it had:
Suite life of Zack & Cody
Suite life on Deck
Wizards of Waverly Place
Hannah Montana
That’s so Raven
Shake it up
Good luck Charlie
iCarly
Drake and Josh
Big Time Rush
Victorious
George Lopez
Zoey 101
Harry Potter
The hostesses told us that we have a right for the refund of the ticket PLUS 250 euros as an indemnification. Obviously the didn’t know where we could ask them. May I know it? @Ryanair
Yesterday I was supposed to go to valencia for 3 days but guess what? The flight was cancelled right when we were BOARDING. They told us to go back to the gate because it was delayed (although the crew was there in the plane) aaand then it was cancelled @Ryanair
tu dammi mille baci, e quindi cento,
poi dammene altri mille, quindi cento, quindi mille continui,e quindi cento.
E quando poi saranno mille e mille
nasconderemo il loro vero numero,
che non getti il malocchio l’invidioso
per un numero di baci così alto. #giornatamondialedelbacio
Interrompo momentaneamente il vostro flusso di coscienza e citazioni vendittiane per ricordarvi che questa sarà l’ultima volta che quei banchi vedranno dei ragazzi nati nel Novecento. Buon proseguimento di serata a tutti. #maturita2018