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[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

you forgot to shower.

[Olie Foreman @lively_memer]

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[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

[ > You slam your head into Dave's and kick him in the crotch. As for the two future Daves, you kick one of them in the ankle and knock your head into the other one's head.

You're not completely free but who gives a shit. ]

pussy.

[d strider @caIedscratch]

[ > Within a half-second of you being shoved, TWO FUTURE DAVES restrain SIS, holding her arms at her sides.

Current You wastes no time and immediately begins punching her stomach. ]
FTG: fight back nigga
FUTURE DAVE: yeah come on you were talking all that shit three seconds ago

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

yeah, no. i'll be nice. don't worry.

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

..yeah, sure. i'll be real nice to him.

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

yeah.

[GAMZEE. @STUDCIOWN]

StRiDeR hAs A sIsTeR?

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

yeah, you're bein' way too sensitive. this shit ain't a big deal.
grow a spine.

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

yeah? like what.
i'm a really nice person y'know. i'm just honest.
you're probably just too sensitive.

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

be serious. /i/ had to put up with him. he would constantly whine and sit on his ass all day.

anyway. nah, it wouldn't be. it would just explain a lot, really. what pisses me off is how he didn't tell me.

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

[ > You push him. ]

yeah? what the hell are /you/ gonna do, huh?
gonna cry? gonna bitch to all your friends about how bad your life was? like i didn't give up multiple gigs just to take care of your sorry ass.

[d strider @caIedscratch]

dude
i promise you
i fucking promise you
you really dont want to do this
it will not end well for you
youre already testing my patience dawg you lay another finger on me and i promise youll fucking regret it instantly

back the fuck up

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

here comes the bitching.
let me guess, you're his boyfriend? i'd be surprised, but he always did seem like a queer.
he never really gave a fuck about training, y'know. just mostly wanted to sit on the computer and eat 24/7.
hell, he was probably fantasizing about you too.

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

bet you don't want your friends knowin' what kinda shit you got up to as a kid either, so shut the fuck up.

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

[ > You flick his forehead. ]

told ya to quit bein' a smartass.
don't piss me off, dave. do you really want our reunion to start with me whoopin' yer sorry ass? i don't think so.

[d strider @caIedscratch]

you know what
yeah
sure
yeah im actually balls deep in some meaty dude ass right now so if you could come back later i need to shove this extra length spiky dildo in there too

actually hey see that gerbil lets get it in there too

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

wow, dave's retard twink of a friend ended up becomin' more of a man than he did.
that's fuckin' hilarious.

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

what, are you too busy makin' out with your boyfriend later?
gonna play ken dolls with him too?
get a grip, ya little cunt.

[d strider @caIedscratch]

oh yeah thats real nice
nigga can you just fuck off
i actually dont even want to deal with your bullshit today

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

hey george.
god, why the hell are you so muscular?

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

quit actin' smart with me and shut the fuck up.
y'got a photoshoot to do.
now hold up some puppets and smile for once in yer life.

[d strider @caIedscratch]

why the fuck are you still alive
scratch that
how the fuck are you still alive
are you a fucking zombie oh i swear to christ if youre a zombie im gonna be pissed did i fuck up by just leaving your corpse there was i supposed to double tap you
get you in the head just to be safe

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

it's always been a thing.

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

is there a problem?

[d strider @caIedscratch]

hell no

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

these shorts are riding up my ass like crazy.

[sis. @plushrumpdotnet]

sup.

[d strider @caIedscratch]

oh hell fucking no
why did i feel this chill run down my spine
shits downright literary
on some once upon a midnight dreary shit