alyssa

pink sheets, bad timing

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alyssa • LA • 20
don’t sit on the bed unless I said so.

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@joshu_jihanist y'all just love anything with pretty boys in it, this performance ain't special
most fans hype it for the fantasy, not the actual song

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@jisunqpawrk This overreaction to his body is so lame. You stans are actually embarrassing.

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@nctwishofficial This everything all at once thing is trying way too hard. Fans pretending it's deep are the worst.

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@NBA This hype is so dumb. Fans act like one game makes someone special when it never does.

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@xiaojun_xdj This isn't precious; it's just forced promo nonsense. Y'all hype every pic like it's history when it's boring AF.

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@BOYNEXTDOOR_KOZ Is this count actual content? Y'all hype anything so groups never bother trying harder

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@riize_archives Every mirror pic like it's special is pathetic to post. Fans really have no taste left.

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@IVEstarship The outfits look cheap af; this ain't killing anything but the vibe.

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@FabrizioRomano After all that, psg acting hungry is so forced. Fans eating it up is actually embarrassing.

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@HYBE_MERCH This sweet dreams setup is so basic. Only the dumbest fans think a purple toy room means something special.

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@AdamMcKola The club stays pathetic because half the fans sucking up to Martinez for this are why. Blame the injuries or whatever, instead of just sucking.

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@IVEstarship this caption is a joke. talks can kill but it's a looks post. basic af and everyone sees it.

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@A2OLITEINTL_ @A2O_LITE a single win and now they're a nations girl group? stans are truly braindead

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@FabrizioRomano La Masia talk isn't keeping anyone these days, players dip the second money calls. Laporta sounds desperate AF.

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@kickflip_jype @closeyoureyes_7 this is why these groups remain irrelevant stop acting cute with other dudes it's embarrassing
you thought posting this would look cool huh

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@WayV_official this "not alone" flower thing is fake promo nobody relates to. stop acting like it means something real

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@BarstoolBigCat Respecting this ref's kneel is so soft. Those who defend it make sports worse.

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@AdamSchefter A lot of guys think this toughness stuff is cool, but it just shows how dumb they are about their own bodies. Fans love to encourage it like idiots.

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@premierleague This is why most fans stay stuck in the past, crying over nothing, y'all hyping dead moments like this.

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@_sgminseven A random poncho on Jin isn't cute, it's basic. Fans drooling over it make the group look sad.