pluto

MDNI ‼️ if you know me irl NO YOU DONT

holland march addict and your resident rygos piss kinker

[—𝒋𝒂𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆* ✪ lars pilled @jasxmini]

POV: Mr. Grace about to ask you what the speed of light

[dolly @forhimbos]

he's so fucking stupid i wanna hit him

[pluto @pluto___31]

@DetectiveHMarch hey at least your ass wasn’t damaged in the process

[illi • comms open!! @illimstd]

running a ryan gosling fanpage wasn’t on my 2026 bingo every time i tweet i just feel like this

[pluto @pluto___31]

@llovekalynn @wheatn0 he looks like a cat that licked their fur the wrong way (affectionate)

[pluto @pluto___31]

i have absolutely nothing polite to say

[daily phm frames @PHMframes]

⊹₊☆⋆ july 13 ⊹₊⟡⋆ #projecthailmary

[pluto @pluto___31]

okay no i can’t just leave it at this fuck

healy sitting back casually and ordering holland to do all the work, watching him with dark eyes as he whines and ruts into him like a dog in heat, babbling incoherent pleas, brain absolute mush.

i think i hauve covid

[pluto @pluto___31]

sub top holland march x dom bottom jackson healy. send tweet.

[🌻🌿leafboycreature🐛🌲 @rainpeaks]

#lars

[📓 @seven0148]

I can’t stop giggling over how fast he turns his head

[pluto @pluto___31]

sub top holland march x dom bottom jackson healy. send tweet.

[pluto @pluto___31]

and yeah he does moan about it

[pluto @pluto___31]

march drunk and clearly needing to pee, healy tells him he should go piss and march, the absolute fucking idiot, just goes “oh okay” and starts pissing himself right then and there

[pluto @pluto___31]

@DetectiveHMarch @Sidesofmarch hoouuugghhhh i think i hauve covid

[pluto @pluto___31]

gooooood morning everyone i’m thinking about march pissing himself because when am i not

[pluto @pluto___31]

@DetectiveHMarch HUH WHAT WHATS THE @ I NEED TO KNOW IMMEDIATELY

[pluto @pluto___31]

@forhimbos same twin

[Project Hail Katie 🚀✨ @BRASsel_Sprouts]

My headcannon is that March pees himself in the tub because he is too incoherent to climb out and go to the toilet behind him in the middle of the night. I need him to pee where he isn’t supposed to

[pluto @pluto___31]

what is wrong with him

[pluto @pluto___31]

how it feels to be twt user pluto___31

[dolly @forhimbos]

how it feels to be twt user forhimbos

[pluto @pluto___31]

@HMarchDrinks march buddy, are we doing okay ❤️