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Jeremiah was a bullfrog

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A present 4 d ex

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Shouldn't a can of evaporated milk be empty

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Your every want and need lies within a mom's beach bag

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Be adventurous
Sincerely,
Your toothpaste

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Y r u flirting in crocs

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When your blinker and the beat of the song are synced up and you feel like the world is in harmony and you'll succeed in all things

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I screamed no balls to my dog and as soon as I said it the growing tension was absurd so we both cried and walked away

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Are you ever so discouraged to get water bc The label is so Unappealing

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Literally done.
Like literally were done.

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Keystone species in the fragile Ecosystem of johns creek

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If you're sad it's okay bc oranges are pre-sliced for you

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My apologies. School makes me nervous

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Relationship goals

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Being in bed AND tired is so rare and wonderful bc for once you're actually allowed to go to sleep right then and there

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Recent stats prove that the Tabernacle floor is the leading cause in foot injuries and bruises

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I get why college boards logo is an acorn. They drivin me nuts
Laf

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Cuddling with bae >

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The sequel to divergent shall be called convergent. And the plot twist will be that it's about plate boundaries

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@lizgetzewich yeah the car released me this time

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SOS my car is holding me hostage in school parking lot