Uncle Boobs

I’m still stuck in a pineapple

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😮 You've stumbled onto my very own Twitter account! 🐦 You'll find some SILLY #StarWars content on my page! 👾 And some epic SpongeBob posts! 🧽 Be warned, sometimes I get quite political... 🇺🇸 But most of all, look out for some silliness! 😂

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tf was i on in 2023 lmao

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Good luck this season @RedSox

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@WooSox @swiftnsox Rigged fucking giveaway

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@WooSox All these fake fans posting their “Twitter pages” and compliments but I have the jersey…

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@WooSox Yeah, I’m the biggest fan.

[Worcester Red Sox @WooSox]

Any Sogie stans out there?! We have a Nick Sogard signed baseball for ya! 🎁
#WooSoxWishList

RT for a chance to win!

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BREAKING NEWS: The SEC is thinking about adding @USFFootball and @ysufootball as football-only members in 2026. When asked about this realignment, commissioner Greg Sankey replied, "It just means more."

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BREAKING NEWS: John Mateer, Oklahoma quarterback, is officially transferring to DII UNC-Pembroke. He is expected to compete for the starting job. This is huge news for the Braves, who are coming off a blow-out win against Shorter.

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@mlb9i Account: PablosTacoStand

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@mlb9i Kwan, Witt and Blackmon

P.S. get Pedey in the game

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@cactus1nthebank Fuck you Baltimore

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A bizarre set of re-entries sparks more interest than the big new KSI single and Coldplay album - here's this week's look at the weirdness of the UK Singles Chart https://t.co/MlU5AlHQpE

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@kaelavirusagain Hello, LIBERAL

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@anyarocks_ Can you crank that Soulja boy?

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Fuck John Fisher

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@anyarocks_ Whoever this anonymous person is, I’m sure Zoltan is very sorry.

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@cactus1nthebank Can you not dox me plz ty xoxo

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@ViolentFemz Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore

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@SuperAndrew418 Me

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@AriTheDumb Reaction to the Georgia Tech W??