Andre Elton

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[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

Believe before you start the journey 💯

[Mr. Owen. @Slim_Thanos]

Lastttttttttttttttttt

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

"Female math is saying 'he's too nice' to ten guys, then falling for the one who replies three business days later."

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

I’m a good guy not a nice guy know the difference

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

People don’t even apologize no more, they just act normal & expect you to forget

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

y’all can have them sneaky links i want the same weird ass mf every night

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

People wanna be seen, i wanna be paid. Very different

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

The STD rates so high ion want no head, shoulders, knees, or toes 😒

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

Me chilling with the hoes my wife accesses me of having

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

"Y'all keep trying to see the good in these hoes, while all they see is how dumb they think you are."

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

my therapist needs a therapist after hearing my problems

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

You learn more about someone at the end of a relationship than at the beginning.

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

When you only have 1 girlfriend 😭

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

The problem with most of you is that you want to get with almost every girl you meet. Some of these women are genuinely good people and make better friends than partners.

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

I’m hated cause i don’t kiss ass or sugarcoat 💯

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

I always leave a mark, it's either you miss me or hate me.

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

My time as an alcohol drinker has come to an end.🤞

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

Two consistent hustlers can’t lose together 🧠🥂

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

Very soon the pressure won't be about buying the latest iphone or your looks. The pressure will be who got a house, stable marriage & happy family.

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

People think financial freedom means spending your money on anything you want

[Andre Elton @plutowaffles]

Most girls are bonding off trauma, it’s not even genuine connections.