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[pluto @plutsmile]

going to start woke posting on here because everyone needs to get more literate NOW

[pluto @plutsmile]

@mavi4mayor like genuinely a lifechanging book along with masco's other work around nuclear politics and american fear

[pluto @plutsmile]

@mavi4mayor "When the White Planet’s architectures for profit and impunity are threatened...when it can no longer cajole or coerce the world to sacrifice itself for patriarchal Whiteness, FDWP flips a suicide switch to burn it all down."

[crittur @miwwmiu]

New year resolutions
Read atleast 15 books
Eat healthier
Kill everyone that has ever wronged me
Get good grades

[pluto @plutsmile]

new year = hitting my out of pocket max within a few weeks #ballout

[bambi @dapittcore]

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[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

the reason minneapolis and st. paul get to be called "the twin cities" but dallas and ft. worth don't is because texans have yet to discover the concept of feeling kinship with other human beings

[pluto @plutsmile]

the duffer brothers trying to fit as much retroactive storytelling as possible into one scene

[pluto @plutsmile]

watched approx 30mins of the new stranger things season and i can say with confidence that it's possibly some of the worst tv ever made

[pluto @plutsmile]

idk yall i feel like we've lost the plot and are now just reinventing binary narratives of disability

[lu© @puppysinos]

don't be sad Babe. They lovejoy. you Los campesinos .

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

fun fact: the phrase“twin cities” technically refers to st. paul and mogadishu

in 1979 albert hofstede unsuccessfully ran for a third term as mayor of minneapolis on a platform of making minneapolis “the other twin,” leading to decades of confusion

[pluto @plutsmile]

concept: you could drive the speed limit

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

man everyone is so bad at driving everywhere in this country. it is incredibly dangerous to go slower than the flow of traffic, to hold up the left lane, and to have this “you figure it out” attitude on the road.

[pluto @plutsmile]

"poor little richard is sad when it isn't about him" is an incredibly nasty, mean-spirited, heartless thing to say about a man whose poetry was written about his experience losing a partner to aids

[pluto @plutsmile]

i think sometimes you all choose not to think

[Bia @BeatrizGietner]

This is a 10 minute walk?
I’m too European for this

[ferniesanders2024 🔻 @ferniesbookclub]

I hope Omar is getting all the same love that Zohran is! It’s important that we stand as a united front

[pluto @plutsmile]

truly unfortunate that "liberal arts education" has the word "liberal" in it because i do believe it would fix many things if conservatives got one

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

twitter libs are the moderate view... wait till you meet winemoms

[pluto @plutsmile]

show it to me rachel. show it to me NOW

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

Your periodic reminder that today your teenage kids can download an app onto their phone and get any drug they desire delivered in an hour on a bike or through the post by next door delivery, provided by people who could not care less what their age or state of mind might be.

[amy from the internet @paxamy]

happy to see other people finally speaking out against dark academia. many don’t realize just how problematic it is (glorifies doing a phd)