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The hippopotamus can run at 19 mph on land and can hold its breathe for 5 minutes

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Roses are red
A hippo weighs a ton

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When you’re trying to think of a game to play when sitting around a picnic table while camping

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@JoelNagelkirk

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@Charlie_ECheese @awaitingtrial How could you not laugh at the scene when pumba gets outta the hot tub and the bubbles stop😂😂

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@CaseyVoshel Just for you

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@griffinpetrlich @BrandonKiekover @EthanLaan Enjoying this delicious mimosa #shmowzow

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@EthanLaan @BrandonKiekover I have risen brother

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@BrandonKiekover My man you know I���m living my best life

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@valaboutown @petfindernames 😂😂😂 why

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Happy birthday Gene Wilder #thisismywillywonka

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@CaseyVoshel

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@CaseyVoshel @JoelNagelkirk Thank you fellas

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the way that this film radiates comfort

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@NSquared5 You know my work would be impeccable my man

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Birthdays are fun and all, but too many of them will kill you

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@BrandonKiekover It’s a simple, easy snack for a simple, easy man my guy😂

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I didn’t know a chiropractor could help your posture, but I stand corrected

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@coolguyhavinfun About time

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My toys: Me after watching toy story:

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@griffinpetrlich

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December 26= going back to people telling me to shut up while singing Christmas music #onlythebravewillsing