kate

my car qualifies for uber

[kate @plvntlet]

if maui can turn into a shark why doesn’t he just swim under te kā since she recoils in apparent pain whenever she touches the water

[kate @plvntlet]

mary is mentioned more in the quran than the new testament and is revered in islam as (one of) the greatest women ever so okay mr president

[kate @plvntlet]

@amirulruslan gosh why didn't i think of that

[kate @plvntlet]

is university the time that you're supposed to "come out of your shell"? am i doing this wrong?

[kate @plvntlet]

@SerojaRuslan @amirulruslan omg yes yes we can

[kate @plvntlet]

my working title for this essay is 'the fire within' and i'm almost certain i'm writing some hella softcore erotica

[kate @plvntlet]

why some nights like 'oh it feels like 3am' then it's only 11 and other nights 'oh it feels like 1am' but it's 11am the next morning haha rt

[kate @plvntlet]

bree and i play game pigeon games like they're professional sports

[kate @plvntlet]

my sleep deprivation fuelled fits of hysteria are taking longer to manifest these days so i've got that going for me

[kate @plvntlet]

@plvntlet the guy just dropped off our veggie box he's prob been up since i started this piano instrumental spotify playlist 4 hours ago

[kate @plvntlet]

i have cried about cats like 8 times in the last week

[kate @plvntlet]

for someone who is def a "learn english or go back to your country" kind of person, you really don't have a strong grasp of the language https://t.co/SYMfiTU9Sz

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!

[kate @plvntlet]

me: *being sus n taking pics of the shower scene in psycho*
me: *debunks the greatest conspiracy in cinematic history*
bowie was in psycho

[kate @plvntlet]

reading something out of genuine enjoyment for the first time in 5ever and now i'm mad bc i realized i won't have any time to continue it

[kate @plvntlet]

it's my birthday therefore i'll make whoever the frick i want listen to this as many times as i deem necessary

[kate @plvntlet]

u ever just not have it in you to be a person? me 2

[kate @plvntlet]

shoutout

[kate @plvntlet]

@plvntlet they just fucking did it again except this time with MIDDLE ENGLISH why is this show making it so hard to like it

[kate @plvntlet]

this is the second time Gilmore Girls has called Shakespeare's english "Old English" and i'm getting heated over here

[kate @plvntlet]

@plvntlet this is such an overreaction i got one shitty mark on a paper but it's looming over me like the angel of death