Roxanne Lea

poet, jewelry creator, general annoyance

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

How to create a sonic boom: grab heads of extra annoying people in urgent care, smack together....BOOM.

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

Funeral today. Every day is hard for dad, every day he has to relive it to remember... me too. #braintraumasucks

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

My mom died this morning. My dad, with his brain trauma, is like a very lost little boy. :'-( #whereiseveryonenow?

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

Dad's also afraid of my brother...Looks like I got a fight on my hands for POA. #nomoresurgeries #righttodie

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

Most coherent thing mom's said lately, to my daughter on her shoes: "I like them. They're pretty." :) #whoknew #Deadpool

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

I shouldn't have to be the bad guy, but I'm the one who has to tell dad the truth. I shouldn't have to be afraid of my brother either, but..

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

My brother has brainwashed my dad so badly that he doesn't get that mom won't get better. #hehadhalfheadtumor #shestage4lungcancer

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

Has anyone here done hospice for a loved one? #willIalwaysbeTIRED

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

Mom wanted to add to her will and it's missing; I'm pretty sure I know who has it, and it's not filled out by mom's hand. #wonthaveahome

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

What can I do against family that doesn't live here yet are removing/getting rid of things from my parents' home? #aintdeadyet

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

Wishing for a breathing break--as if cutting down that old moldy tree wasn't enough, the bathing in cologne is a killer! #itsallrelative

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

Playing a mmorpg, because smacking relatives heads together is sorely frowned upon #sonicboom

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

.@bucadibeppo is giving away gift cards sometime soon! Opt in now to play. https://t.co/BAx0Zk01Bx #BUCAMADNESS

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

Why do I ask my mom questions I know the answer to when cooking? Because it makes her feel included. #needtobeneeded

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

I tend to make the worst jokes when I'm in pain because misery loves company and I hate to groan alone. #worst3dayheadache #cuznowits4

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

Family newsletter: a series of unfortunate events. Seriously. My mom's back in, surgery later today. #2016neverended .... :-/

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

There's a problem with numbers in dating: 5'7 to 6'1 doesn't mean anything til he has to look up. #mustbeabuttman

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

@Afremov_Artist @millionin10 my pleasure :) Nice to meet you too

[Roxanne Lea @plzdontsingit]

What am I, toilet paper? All I ever meet are assholes. #pofmyass