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southern belle, crazy as hell ⚖️🔮♎️👸🏻 lawyer

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@SheaSerrano @chelicheesefry I think that’s what my bf did. He disappeared lmao 😭💀

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@Be_like_legend Working as a public defender lmao 🙃

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@spurs @HEB GSG!

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@RealSpurnandez Got fucking assaulted from some loser in his way out. Grabbed the noise makers I used against them and he told me “fuck you bitch!!!”

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@RealSpurnandez I got fucking assaulted because they’re sore fucking LOSERS

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@TheAtlantic @elainejgodfrey how about you stay in your lane and stick to reporting on your weird ass Iowa caucus rather than thinking you're qualified to "report" on MY state's senate race. You are so incompetent it's embarrasing. Clearly a racist, unintelligent grifter

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@adamwren @elainejgodfrey 🤮🙄 wow y'all are so fucking embarrassing lmao

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@elainejgodfrey @shawnamizelle Can't hide the fact that you're just a mediocre white bitch so you gotta go back to basics and act like the racist midwestern girl that you really are to get attention. Do better.

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@MichaelKarlis @gcortezlira And Beto campaigned nonstop and visited literally every county in the state. He still lost...

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@oldbiker465455 @cbsaustin No it doesn’t you fucking idiot. YOU need to learn what due process really is.

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@RepMGP You’re fucking useless. RESIGN

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@kissphoria I was SO fucking mad the entire time. Still mad that nothing has changed there. I will NEVER forget how awful it was, how terrified I was for my dogs, how COLD we were. This preventable failure that we thankfully survived was my last straw. Thank you for writing this.

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@kissphoria After my bf, 2 dogs & I were freezing trapped at our apt in Austin w/ no electricity for 5 days & no water for 2, I was ready to leave the only state I knew. We could see our breath inside. When the power came back, our nest read 42 degrees. We moved to WA & never looked back.

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@OldManLefty1 Gaudy
Garish
Gauche

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@fuller_sean @Acyn And I bet she will sue them for it when this is all over.

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@fuller_sean @Acyn It’s not kidnapping. It’s false imprisonment.

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@absurdist__ @GinaRealityTV I fucking screamed too!! 🤣🤣🤣 And my bf said “WOAH why does she look like that” 💀

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@velez_tx @cbsaustin Where’s FEMA??

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@NancyMace Why are you so fucking ugly?? (Inside and out)

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@KevinMeredith 😂 ok Kevin