suzy greenberg

read the book •libra ☀︎︎ pisces ☾ scorpio ☝︎︎ • she/her 💍

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

if I had a nickel for every time I liked a boy as a kid/teenager that ended up coming out as gay, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but funny it happened twice.

happy for them though!

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

If you don’t acknowledge the passing of Bob Weir please dispose of your dancing bears t-shirt

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

Since Trump can’t understand basic humanity, how does the administration not realize that food insecurity negatively impacts the rate of crime—the very thing republicans say they want to “crack down” on?

Make it make sense.

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

@sam_moynihan Green grass and high tides forever!

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

Can we please bring competitive cheer to the @NFL? Love the dancers, but a halftime show of flips, towers, and choreography would be amazing.

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

I will never buy a labubu, but I wish all of your labubus well.

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

Genuinely concerned over the potus instagram

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

I’m just here for the fireworks

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

I laughed along, don’t get me wrong… this guy was the strangest person I had met (at that point in my life at least) was losing his marbles, couldn’t control a classroom, was often rude, and highly inappropriate.

But damn, the class tortured that guy.

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

I think often about the time we had a temp, unhinged, math teacher who told us a story about a student who had Tourette’s and “baa”-ed like a sheep when someone sneezed. He didn’t know at the time the student’s condition and the other kids would force an outburst regularly.

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

A different day, the teacher left his laptop unlocked and a USB plugged in (he was showing us his former body building photos??) Knowing of the wife situation kids found his wedding photos on the USB and screen shared it to the smartboard completely zoomed in on their faces.

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

Loved @bigmouth but wanted the ending of to have a Tom Petty “Into The Great Wide Open” outro in the final scene

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

Ok @WhiteClaw this is the most vile flavor I have ever tasted. Cough syrup in a can.

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

At the @Shanemgillis show in DC and all I could hear from the bathroom was middle aged white men doing Shane Trump impressions….

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

Soooo when will @nbcsnl have @SierraFerrell as a musical guest?!?! The Grammy winning, absolutely majestic, Americana/Folk Queen?

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

I am currently on the most recent season, episode 11… it’s been a journey.

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

The feminine urge to watch Law and Order: SVU from start to current.

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

Had the absolute worst client today. Homophobic, racist, bigoted, you name it. It was literally nauseating.

[suzy greenberg @plzkaleme]

Being friends with coworkers on Facebook, but then seeing their political posts. oof.