Yosemite

I’m laughing rn

[Univers Dortmund @UniversDortmund]

J'aurais pas l'occasion de le dire souvent mais merci connard @elonmusk.

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

[Eye On Axis @eyeonaxis]

Don't even think of parking here, New York, 1984

[bloutgoggles @bloutgoggles]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Yosemite @plzleev]

I just went 22-60, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/qvvScVSbmD #NBA #82and0

[Stugots @_mokaya0]

The best joke I've seen on TV is on The Sopranos when Tony asks Pussy's son whether he's taking Astronomy in Uni. He goes no why? Then Tony says because he hears he's just taking up space at school. I thought that was really really good

[Rāma Śēṣan Chandraśēkaran @maa_bhaishiiH]

RSVP is French for “Répondez s'il vous plaît” which means “respond, please” and literally means “Respond, if it pleases you”. English uses lot of French phrases verbatim. Some of them are :

1. Faux pas (false step)
2. Quelle surprise (what a surprise)
3. À la carte (by the menu card)
4. Bon appétit (good appetite)
5. Résumé (summary)
6. Fait accompli (thing done / done deal)
7. En route (on the way)
8. déjà vu (I have already seen)
9. Au contraire (on the contrary)
10. Enfant terrible (disruptive child)
11. Touché (valid)
12. Voila (there it is)
13. C'est la vie (that is life)
14. Coup d'état (strikeout of the state)
15. Raison d'être (reason to be)
16. Tour de force (feat of strength)
17. Vis-a-vis (face to face)
18. M’aidez (help me) - distress mayday signal
19. Double entendre (double meaning)
20. laissez-faire (allow to do)

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

What I think of when I hear the words “football sounds”

[Yosemite @plzleev]

@sarbrajskahlon Won’t be giving credit thanks tho

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf

E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf

[blue @bluewmist]

I saw a quote that said "to procrastinate is to willingly endure the discomfort of anticipation, rather than the discomfort of action. Both are burdens, but only one leads to progress" and if that didn't light a fire in me.

[Bunchalettersandnumbers @zxcvasdf6789_]

@CTachio83984 Operation Soda Steal

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

im trying in vain to find the picture from somethingawful thats a drawing of the dude siphoning soda through a tube in his sleeve into his backpack with a big grin on his face, one of my favourite pictures

[Yosemite @plzleev]

@RudyGiuliani PRAYERS DOWN

[Dan Holbrook @DanHolbrook]

@CollinRugg America needs God back in the home, back in the culture, and back in the conscience of this country. People are falling into levels of depravity that should horrify every normal person alive.

[Yosemite @plzleev]

@Robert40480050 @sailaunderscore F@g?

[Yosemite @plzleev]

@UnderdogNBA The thing about entertainment is it always has to be bigger. It’s sickening how we’ve fallen victims to these actors across these billion dollar sports leagues.

[Yosemite @plzleev]

@37Lemons What have you gained closeted penis lover

[Yosemite @plzleev]

@Shaun23042602 @Ricardo29146162 @thereallorilove Anyone posting these is a closeted homo what do y’all gain

[Yosemite @plzleev]

@idropFbombs Pour your heart out shill &