Prime Minister Jordan

- USA 🇺🇸
- Rodinia & America Prime Minister
- Los Angeles, CA City Mayor
- California Governor
- United States of America President

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

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[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

As of now, there will be ZERO CHANCE of alliance with myself and ANY & ALL ENTITIES of this planet going forward, except the Multiverse Agency. NO ONE. Death to ALL non-rescued females is now, guaranteed. Period.

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

October memories.. ✨️
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7-Eleven near MU campus robbed at gunpoint https://t.co/eLNZGAjVBJ

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

Death Row Today, Unretractable, If You Cross Me. ANYBODY.

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

Thought he was a fooly, Til. He. Seen. Me.

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

This HOT, in September (underline), makes absolutely fuckin no sense.

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

The face you make when the Government finally gets it done.

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

And I love the fact that line made em think about it.

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

It just dawned on me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, we as a people are screwed because of how stupid & not prepared most of you are.

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

1. No African Males
2. No dating, flirting, hanging out with the opposite sex, etc
3. You have to love IT and ME
4. You can't hate ANYTHING related to IT or ME

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

4 RULES

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

no, you can't "hang out" either .

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

remember, it's single for life or you're dieing.

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

you've got like 10 seconds

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

imagine walking outside right now.. taking a look down the street.... and you see a tidal wave 5 times the height of the Empire State building coming at you

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

just, right now

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never the flow though, they know I run that

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

NO NO NO VENEZUELA

[Prime Minister Jordan @pm_jordan_]

how many times can I say no Mexican, Los Angeles, CA?