Patrick Macallister

Founder&Tech Recruiter at Harmony Solutions•Avid/average golfer•cats and dogs both rock•Gets a laugh on 80% of jokes

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

@darrenrovell Shark-boot ooh ha ha

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

The coaster to beverage ratio here is absurd.

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

Me letting the publix deli attendant know exactly which oven roasted turkey breast I want a pound of.

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

@RapSheet Giannis ditching all his winter jackets

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

The two man luge is just bobsled for guys with a lower social battery

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

The most chaotic thing about #BachelorInParadise is no one is allowed to wear sunglasses on a sunny beach.

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

@colincowherd WHERE COLIN WAS RIGHT!!!

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

@tdesseyn Marching to the beat of a similar drum! 🤪

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Instant the US Open goes to rain delay

NBC execs:

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

the creepiest thing you can put in a glove compartment is gloves

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

@BetMGM BJ Armstrong

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

Grant tonight. #TheBachelor

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

@Driggsy_ Came to the internet for exactly this information. Luckily new Invincible held me over 🤘

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

This tweet was a waste

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

First tuddy betters rn #SuperBowlLIX

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

@on3 @Hayesfawcett3 On purpose?

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

@Thetruth8240 I wonder if doc knows that his general managers entire job was trying to do the exact same thing.

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

@tdesseyn Golf guy 🤘🤘⛳️

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

@qalam_reza @RealEmirHan Amen brotha

[Patrick Macallister @pmacallister19]

Time for the #titans to make a phone call