Paige

Surviving in a world of media without a spotlight. 23 years old, mentally 40, physically 60 Find me in my cover.

[Paige @pmadison22]

I’m 98% “I have something really funny to tell you”, and 2% “Unintentionally being actually funny.”

[Paige @pmadison22]

@realDonaldTrump Not even a popular vote can be seen Nationally. Have you not refreshed your page? It’s the little circle arrow in the top right hand corner!

[Paige @pmadison22]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump YOU’RE FIRED!

[Paige @pmadison22]

@hailzelizabeth I mailed mine in and checked to see if it got received and approved. This is a valid system. It is soooooo easy to check if it was verified. Counting on the other hand obviously will take longer.

[Paige @pmadison22]

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Paige @pmadison22]

When @k22jones is my spirit animal 😈

[Paige @pmadison22]

😛😛

[Paige @pmadison22]

@k22jones 7 MORE DAYS!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😁😁 LET'S GOOOOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Paige @pmadison22]

When you run out of swipes on global Tinder and realize there’s 7+ billion people in the world and not a single one matches with you.😅

[Paige @pmadison22]

Not doing okay. 😀

[Paige @pmadison22]

Outlook view on the lake and Netflix cuddles while the rain pours on the car roof are my kinda nights.

[Paige @pmadison22]

*teammate is talking trash so I roast him*
Him: *stutters* Well..... *stutters* you shouldn’t have so lame of conversations.
Me: Well, you shouldn’t have such lame comebacks😂

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Holly Lee @LeeHolly81]

@realDonaldTrump The Trump campaign seriously just issued a cease and desist for this ad so I'm doing my part and sharing it as widely as humanly possible... 😊

[Paige @pmadison22]

I stood outside and saw this raccoon walking in front of my neighbors’ homes. Of course I whistled at it, and I shit you not, A WILD RACCOON, stopped what it was doing and listened to me. Made me realize I Did a terrible job raising my dog.

[Mitch @themitchellford]

Some of y’all are stuck on people who can’t make up their mind about whether or not they want to be with you and I really don’t get it. I get that it sucks, but at the end of the day it’s their loss and you gotta move on and do better for yourself. You really do deserve better

[Paige @pmadison22]

@bublywater As a broke college student, I have found to my dismay that I am helplessly addicted to your strawberry Bubly, but can not afford to have enough to last me a day, any chance you could make me a official sponsor? 😅😅

[josie📸 @josie_carletta]

i hate this video because this is genuinely exactly how my brain works 24/7

[Hesston High School @HesstonHS]

Hesston, Kansas proud as one of its own becomes 1st female coach in Superbowl history

https://t.co/l1JpkUcXWt

[Paige @pmadison22]

@tcemily_ If I was a significant other there’d be more where this came from so, you’d never let these go just for blackmail purposes in our divorce.

[Paige @pmadison22]

I discovered why philosophers don’t write dictionaries. It’s because we spent a 50min class debating about what the words good and yellow truly mean.... 🙄😅