Patrick M

Proud husband, Cub's fan, comedy enthusiast, dog owner,quietly going about my day.

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

Excellent lunch @CHWinery #awesome #delish

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

Always comforting when this is staring at you through the office window #FridayFeeling #officelife

[Kye Martin @KyeMartinNBC]

The @USPS and #OperationSanta release the big man’s official 2019 mailing address:

Santa Claus
123 Elf Rd
The North Pole
88888

R/T for maximum giving 🎁

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

My #HardEarnedFlavor comes from my #Gas grill. Tweet yours and get a cocktail recipe to match from @KnobCreek.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

RT if you feel like Stanley today. 🙄

[Steven DeKnight @stevendeknight]

A reminder: Being a dick on the internet isn’t criticism. It’s just being a dick. If that’s how you want conduct yourself, have at it. But don’t expect the object of your dickishness to just smile and take it.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Is there anything more unseemly than Trump constantly attacking a dead war hero? He did it again today, always denigrating John McCain - and McCain's widow, Lindsay Graham, says nothing!

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

Hey @jewelosco. Only 2 registers open in your East Algonquin store. Lines of 10-20 people deep #poorservice

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

Bad skies @CherylScottWX

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

hey @Ticketmaster I just tried to get @AmericanExpress presale tickets for Elton John in Chicago and couldn't, are they sold out?

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

@wilw_ebooks I disagree

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

Watching @truTVjokers reruns. I now ask every restaurant if they have a warm fish salad. @Joe_Gatto #hilarious

[Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. @AgentsofSHIELD]

"This world is ending and I don't want you to end with it." #AgentsofSHIELD

[David Ross @D_Ross3]

Did that really just happen??? #perfectscore!!!! #FlyTheW 800-868-3404

[David Ross @D_Ross3]

Vote vote vote as many times as you can. Call 800-868-3404, vote on Facebook (https://t.co/kiTmacDXkj) & online (https://t.co/Mn33WysB8q

[Clark Gregg Reporter @TheCGReporter]

RT and FOLLOW to win signed S3 or S4 #AgentsofSHIELD posters!

(@ConstanceZimmer @clarkgregg @ChloeBennet4 @IamGabrielLuna)

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

@ChaseSupport I understand it can take 5-7 days. I'm questioning why the change. Sending by mail is less secure and a poor customer experience. #angry

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

@ChaseSupport Been wanting for my new debit card since Friday. I'm angry that you no longer offer cards at branch

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

@ChaseSupport Still waiting. I'm a 20+ year customer that is considering finding another bank

[Patrick M @pmaher43]

@Joe_Gatto I know you're a dog lover. Check out Rico https://t.co/Q4s1p2rKck #cutedog