Paul

Essex boy, Vintage Millennial, multitudinous, currently residing in Sheffield. Must've fallen asleep on the Tube. He/him.

[Paul @PMartinsSmith]

For me the biggest irony of people who refer to others as snowflakes, is that they are the group who have been persuaded en masse to vote for politicians and populists playing directly to their fears. It's so fucking pathetic.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal @patrick_kidd

[Paul @PMartinsSmith]

Arsenal win Spain v Portugal, doing the world of football a great service once again. #WorldCup

[Greg Scott @GregScottTV]

Was just sent this.
The England team… But all as Alan Partridge.
Sound on…

[Paul @PMartinsSmith]

@SeamasW One of the worst struck penalties I've ever seen.

[Premier League @premierleague]

The wait is over.

@Arsenal are Premier League champions.

[Ekirlu⁷ saw bts 🍉 @taerashbag]

It feels so weird to not give a fuck about eurovision. For my entire life I loved this week so much. But i genuinely feel nothing now. No excitement, no hype, no joy. That genocidal state took something that brought us so much joy and connection and completely ruined it.

[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

100% a foul.

[Chris Phillips @CJPhillips1982]

Great to see he has not forgotten his roots

Arsenal star Max Dowman watches Billericay Town win promotion

Read here: https://t.co/blHDQdIWuH

[Billericay Town FC @BTFC]

Limbs🔵

[Billericay Town FC @BTFC]

MISSION COMPLETE!!!
WE ARE BACK!!!

[Paul @PMartinsSmith]

@SeamasW Hope you're happy, the Oxford fans are crying into their pints.

[Lincoln City FC 🇺🇦 @LincolnCity_FC]

🤩 A season to remember!

🏆 @SkyBetLeagueOne champions!

[Sky Bet League One @SkyBetLeagueOne]

👑 @LincolnCity_FC are #SkyBetLeagueOne CHAMPIONS! 🙌

#EFL

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Let the celebrations begin for Michael Skubala & Lincoln City 🎊

🎥 @TansleyEduardo

[Sky Bet League One @SkyBetLeagueOne]

🥂 @LincolnCity_FC are #SkyBetChampionship! ⬆️

#EFL

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

For the first time in 65 years, Lincoln City have sealed promotion to the Championship after a 2-1 win at Reading 👏

[Lincoln City FC 🇺🇦 @LincolnCity_FC]

😍 THIS TEAM. THIS CLUB.

[Lincoln City FC 🇺🇦 @LincolnCity_FC]

🥹 65 YEARS IN THE MAKING!

🤩 City are back in the @SkyBetChamp!

⌚️ FT | 👑 1-2 🔴

[Paul @PMartinsSmith]

@SeamasW Does the owner have a Brazilian link??

[Paul @PMartinsSmith]

@Duzo_10 Sounds like you weren't an Arsenal fan then.