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[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

Tag @Russia and tell them what you think about them

[Brendon Douglass @Dougie_11__]

Wore an old Denver Broncos sweatshirt from the 80s to Walmart and some guy asked me if I even knew who the quarterback was back then. Is this what it’s like to be a girl wearing a band tshirt??

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The sun is absurdly, overwhelmingly the source of energy in our solar system

[Payton @pmcnabb00]

People I graduated with are getting married and having kids, meanwhile I’m just now getting to my emo phase

[Payton @pmcnabb00]

Phish is just Dave Matthews Band if Dave Matthews Band made really, really, really, bad music

[Payton @pmcnabb00]

Honestly after the letter T the alphabet really falls off.

[Payton @pmcnabb00]

@ty_walker560 @JRVCarroll That sax solo does go hard 🧐🧐🧐

[Morbid Facts @Unexplained]

Chimpanzee paying for a pizza delivery in Russia 😳

[Payton @pmcnabb00]

Who wins in a fight, a grown man or a grown male Mandrill

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Blimps rock

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Godzilla vs Kong is so amaze much wow!
Most insane movie I’ve ever seen!
Love letter to conspiracy theorists!
And yet heartwarming in the end.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Earth is not flat, it’s a hollow globe & Donkey King lives there!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX is going to put a literal Dogecoin on the literal moon

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Johnny Cash is the GOAT. Happy Valentine's Day. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Payton @pmcnabb00]

“Trust me kid, there ain’t too many good men left out there. Make yourself one of the good ones.” -Arthur Morgan, Red Dead Redemption 2. Who knew video games could contain such poetry

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I am become meme,
Destroyer of shorts

[Ty @ty_walker560]

This tweet made me feel things no woman has ever or will ever make me feel