moonbaby

writes. teaches yoga. reformed toxic girl. tall. proportionate. loves bravo tv. admires cigarette smokers.

[moonbaby @pmcpmcomg]

ur in his dms, i’m in kroger with my pendulum consulting the heavens to choose which fruit to buy. we are not the same (i am crazy)

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

When women are in love they become perverts, when men are in love they suddenly become prudes because of their Madonna-wh*re complex, this is indisputable proof that women are better

[zach 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐲 chi chi 人気の魔女 @asukahomo]

lana del rey and david lynch have seen something the truth behind the american curtain and their art is the only cultural product i can think of this century that portrays it accurately

[dasha @dash_eats]

BIDEN IS BRANDON

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

I was happy in the haze of my Indian Seinfeld bit but heaven knows I’m miserable now

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

Amanda Seyfried is my Sydney Sweeney

[moonbaby @pmcpmcomg]

#NewProfilePic

[BravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

Now I understand the Super Bowl hype. #PumpRules

[brantley @brantleynow]

@kaschuta I love making sweeping epochal predictions based on the behavior of minuscule amounts of people that found their way to my eyes via a media surveillance system that thrives on my addiction and anger

[moonbaby @pmcpmcomg]

lololol they were gonna try to make us feel bad for rachel and they were all spot on i love it.

[moonbaby @pmcpmcomg]

just heard jax say “what do you mean i’m not a sweater designer?” and that kind of tv is why we’re all obsessed with this show. #vpr

[moonbaby @pmcpmcomg]

i never look more beautiful than i do in my virtual therapy sessions.

[moonbaby @pmcpmcomg]

@TomSandoval1 explain yourself for the halloween stuff.

[River Page @river_is_nice]

I find Marianne Williamson intriguing as a political figure because she exudes an explicitly feminine charisma which I find often in media and real life but almost never in politics.

[moonbaby @pmcpmcomg]

@RaquelLeviss WATCHING KATIE CRY AT THAT DINNER AND THEN DOING WHATEVER SHE CAN FOR ATTENTION. WHAT A SNAKE. DISGUSTING.

[dasha @dash_eats]

I love you all especially the big strong boys

[moonbaby @pmcpmcomg]

i am 28 years old with a college degree and some grad school. i am back in community college for massage therapy and taking business classes.

i am on a team with 2 nineteen year old boys. we have to share contact info. they both wanted to use SNAPCHAT. i am a dinosaur.

[triste 🛷 @tamphopho]

in french Spongebob is translated literally as "bob l'éponge", while patrick star is, of course, "patrick étoile" but squidward, for some reason, is called "Carlo"

[moonbaby @pmcpmcomg]

@ItsDGray it was…. somethin

[moonbaby @pmcpmcomg]

recap:
4th time with covid (i’m gonna die young)
1st time with covid and living alone.
50 episodes of southern charm.

[moonbaby @pmcpmcomg]

fuck. i just finished again. listening to the soundtrack as we speak. the economy is doomed.