Paula

sarcasm is my second language.

[Paula @pmdiva]

#madeintheusa

[Paula @pmdiva]

#heartattack

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

The worst part about dating is pretending I like to do other things beside sex, drinking and video games

[Paula @pmdiva]

Ice cold baby

[Terms Of Scorpio @ScorpioTerms]

Quickest ways to get rid of a #Scorpio: 1) ask too many questions about them, 2) control them, 3) tell them what to do

[Terms Of Scorpio @ScorpioTerms]

Paradoxically, if you let your #Scorpio go, they wont leave you. It's only when you try to control them do they freak the fuck out.

[Condescending Wonka @WiIIy_Wonka]

Gay marriage is legal in 8 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America.

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.

[Paula @pmdiva]

@alialyan Haha kom solliciteren bij Itoshii :) we kunnen wel wat mannen gebruiken haha

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

[Paula @pmdiva]

@alialyan tuurlijk wel