Patrick Merritt

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

Was such a fun night! https://t.co/7SGkUW0F6P

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@FLOTUS And you're still not holding his hand. Good on you @FLOTUS

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@POTUS Remember that it is his staff, not @realDonaldTrump that tweets from the @potus account. #loser #ineffective #Illegitimate

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@realDonaldTrump Your surrogates are having trouble standing? Maybe you should stop taking out their legs. "Sweep the leg!" #incompetent #illegitimate

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@realDonaldTrump You mean like the Access Hollywood tapes? Please do share. Will be so much fun! Or, just wait for the subpoenas. #incompetent #illegitimate

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@realDonaldTrump Yes, Shut it down, Dishonest Donald! @realDonaldTrump #illegitimate #incompetent

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@realDonaldTrump Would end sooner if you stopped firing all the people heading up the investigations. Keep it up Dumb Donald! #incompetent #illegitimate

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@realDonaldTrump Look in a mirror. #incompetent

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@JizzCannon @williamlegate @MarkSimoneNY What evidence do you have that the NY Times and Washington Post said this prior to the election?

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@jaketrudell I was certainly "owning" wearing that jacket yesterday! #meetpuppet

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

What’s new at @puppetize? Funny you should ask. A lot! https://t.co/UGNTag3vC0

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

We dropped a four-letter word at work today. https://t.co/t24AHZuY5E
@puppetize

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

Take the 2016 #DevOps survey and help make IT better for everyone. https://t.co/Ui6K4pBkjh

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@0xEFF Is that estimate per person? Or in aggregate? :-)

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@ssegdirb Hey, I've had that headshot now for like, weeks, and I haven't yet reached 5 bazillion more followers. How long should I wait?

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

Puppet Enterprise 2015.3 is here! Webinar: App Orchestration, Azure provisioning, token auth and much more. https://t.co/NOPmRPessF

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

Webinar: Learn about provisioning for @Microsoft Azure and Code Management enhancements in Puppet Enterprise 2015.3 https://t.co/YeJaKDQv98

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

@ssegdirb @puppetlabs @MerrittJiver @pmerrittPuppet I like coffee shrub, you want some shrub? How about a shrub? Ever had a shrub?

[Patrick Merritt @pmerrittPuppet]

Woah, a headshot! @ssegdirb