One Wheel, No Brain

Perl/Go programmer, lapsed unicycle hockey player, inefficient cooker of eccentric flavours. Servant of @HolmiesAtHome. Slowly moving to @pmh1wheel.bsky.social

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@anxietycucumbr Here we are: https://t.co/dwhlXrKDeR

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#FMSphotoaday 25/11 Quirky: Mmmm, Garlic Daleks! These chocolate biscuits are great, but may make passers by ill

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@anxietycucumbr Depends on whether it would fit any of the categories. I have made garlic Dalek cookies before though, possibly for the 50th anniversary of the show. Should be on my timeline somewhere. My comment was specifically about the photo though; it's clearly a premature April Fool

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@anxietycucumbr I think she'll be a good fit, although she's not without some darkness in her background. I think most of it was done against her though rather than by her. But I can't remember any details

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@anxietycucumbr Oh, I've known of him for years. You can't beat a unicycling Darth Vader playing the Imperial March on fire spitting bagpipes. But he doesn't seem to be on Blue Sky, so I can't follow him

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@anxietycucumbr No, I only got round to doing it yesterday. And that's the first time I've used Xitter this month, so it wouldn't quite let me scroll all the way back to where I left off reading

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@anxietycucumbr People with an interest in making the world worse for everyone except themselves

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@thebakingnanna1 @Rob_C_Allen @marybethxx6 I've come back to twitter just for this. Catching up now on the few accounts I still follow. I won't have time for the first challenge, but I probably won't have even seen the episode by the deadline anyway

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@anxietycucumbr @TortyHerman @DorothytheCatto @GrumpyBeak @TortoiseGatsby @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @tortoise_tiny Of course anything can go in a sandwich. Famously including toast, which I'm amazed I haven't tried myself yet. And almost any type of sandwich can be enhanced by opening it up and adding crisps

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Fuck off with your AI slop, @duolingo . I'm not sticking around if you're going to favour burning resources to steal real people's work. Bye bye 2500+ day streak, I'm deleting the app

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@tortoise_tiny @GrumpyBeak @anxietycucumbr @TortoiseGatsby @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @TortyHerman It's a deliberately provocative slice of nonsense. That said, I'd give it a try, and I'd be happy with peas or pesto

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@anxietycucumbr @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @TortyHerman @GrumpyBeak @TortoiseGatsby @tortoise_tiny 10 for me, but I am a Brit, and most of the wrong non-US answers were clearly just ridiculous jokes

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@anxietycucumbr @TortoiseGatsby @GrumpyBeak @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @TortyHerman @tortoise_tiny Not usually, but if you really like baked beans you could have them with anything. I would never say that a food that someone likes was unacceptable, but if I was going to do this combo, I'd probably skip the gravy

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@anxietycucumbr @TortyHerman @willow221b @TortoiseGatsby @GrumpyBeak @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @tortoise_tiny Yes, "biscuits and gravy" sounds very strange to UK ears. Both words are used to describe quite different things here

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@anxietycucumbr @TortyHerman @willow221b @TortoiseGatsby @GrumpyBeak @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @tortoise_tiny I thought biscuits were more like scones than bread, raised with bicarb or baking powder rather than yeast

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@willow221b @TortoiseGatsby @GrumpyBeak @anxietycucumbr @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @TortyHerman @tortoise_tiny I used this in a rebus for "Benedict Cumberbatch" in my quiz last month. It was an actual batch of joined up buns though, as I thought a single roll would be a step too far for the folks down here near the End

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@anxietycucumbr @TortyHerman @GrumpyBeak @TortoiseGatsby @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @tortoise_tiny https://t.co/jHJ4s09or8
Maybe not actually violent, but it can be pretty rough

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@anxietycucumbr @TortyHerman @GrumpyBeak @TortoiseGatsby @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @tortoise_tiny We have hurling down here, which is somewhat similar

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@SimonandHuman1 @GrumpyBeak @anxietycucumbr @pedals121 @TortyHerman @TortoiseGatsby @tortoise_tiny That's a cottage pie

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@GrumpyBeak @TortoiseGatsby @anxietycucumbr @SimonandHuman1 @pedals121 @TortyHerman @tortoise_tiny Too right. It's obviously #JamFirst. The other way around is only even logistically sensible with a miserably small scraping of cream. (Speaking as a well indoctrinated immigrant to Cornwall)