Patrick Minkler

Save your tears for the pillow.

[Patrick Minkler @pmink19]

Billy is cooler than me

[Kassie Epstein @kassieepstein]

if this photo isn’t included in the COVID section of future history books, we’re doing it wrong

[sarah @heavenbrat]

please everyone look at this duck

[diana🦢 @dirtyydian]

“why do you sleep so much” bro i hate it here

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

I trust this milf with my life

[austin @convictedloner]

"you look tired" bro i want to stop existing

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that

[christian rock enjoyer @sonic06fanclub]

this cop being like “I work 12 hour shifts, I work nights, I work holidays, and no one thanks me” bro retail, food service, and sanitation workers do that and no one thanks them. also they don’t kill people at their job

[Wells Adams @WellsAdams]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but stop going live.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

YO’ MAMA IS SO OLD I hope she is taking the proper steps to ensure she is safe from infection during this frightening time

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

really makes u think

[germ @omgitsandr3w]

TO WHOEVER TRIED TO FUCKING STEAL MY PHONE LAST NIGHT YOU ACTUALLY STOLE MY WHITE CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA NUT CLIFF BAR. IM DISAPPOINTED IN THE FACT THAT I COULDNT EAT AT THE END OF ESCAPE BUT I HOPE THAT YOURE DISAPPOINTED AT THE FACT THAT YOU CANT TWEET OFF OF THAT.

[apes @fakechanel]

thank u