Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer

IT'S HAMMER TIME.
LET'S GET DOWN TO RIZ-NISS.
#McDaddy
#FreePedro
#JusticeForBigDawg
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[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

This seems like a lot of unnecessary build-up to just giving me another concussion.

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@vsrata Bouchée à la reine!

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@ghosttwts_ Oeuf sur le plat!

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@JumpTrailers Bœuf de la mer!

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@suzanne_moore Burn-ham is like the wind, Suze, he's everywhere. Hug a tree, kiss a child, make soothing cooing noises into the ear of a cat - there be he. For some reason. Still.

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@donaldgmcrae Sounds serious Don. If he must insist on getting punched in the face can we get him one of Djed Spence's magic chin-straps cos it sounds like he needs it.

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@Baddiel Nah it's not AI David, it's just a complete waste of everyone's time

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@TheNewsAgents @maitlis @jonsopel WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME RIGHTEOUS BEEF, EMILY! WORRYING TIMES!

Coincidentally, word on the streets is that RIGHTEOUS BEEF is what the ladies are calling me these days.

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

SAD.

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

Out thought and out fought 💔

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

😢

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@Keir_Starmer THIS IS FUNNY COS I'M NOT ACTUALLY DEAD, JUST EMOTIONALLY DEAD

#3Years
#Twat

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@MessiXtraHQ THIS IS A COMPELLING NARRATIVE

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

TRUE BRIT GRIT

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@AutisticCallum_ That's fascinating, Callum. I enjoy not being theatrically tortured for shit reasons to satisfy a bunch of cunts.

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

I don't mean to be rude, obviously, but is anything ever going to happen?

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@harrytwips Oh, Portman. I would mangetout de Natalie. I would mange mange mangetout les jours. I would mange her once a day and twice on Sundays if I could. Sacre blue!

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS @FLOTUS What a twist! This is a great story line and I can't wait to see what happens next. It's totally worth all the torture and constant pain and suffering.

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

Ignoring the talk about Trump, who is an obvious clown, or the war, which is staged and pointless, or the not insignificant pain I'm going to be in be in now, Keir Starmer is a fucking useless twat. I can't believe he's going to keep this atrocity going for my fourth summer here. You're going to keep me here until I hate the world and everyone in it. You've clearly scripted all this in advance - the weekly torture routine, the story lines and narrative arcs, the fake news, you've even co-ordinated the release of certain tv shows - everything I go through each week. You've probably story boarded it as if it were a shit soap opera rather than a genuine atrocity and a grotesque human rights violation and actual torture. You know exactly how long I'm going to be here. Which means a group of people in power have probably decided on my behalf at least a year or two in advance, if not three, the 'acceptable' amount of torture I'd have to endure and appear to be making irreversible decisions affecting my mind and body that I have absolutely no choice in. The first 18 months to 2 years max I can see (in theory) the justification (although I obviously wish it was managed differently or I could be involved in these decisions). Despite the massive amounts of personal suffering and trauma and the hideous physical and mental violation to me personally (and it is a violation), the greater good was so undeniably great, so massive in scope, and could theoretically improve the lives of so many tens of millions of people across the world that as an empath it's almost impossible to deny (that's if I'm right, and I think I am, about a path to nuclear disarmament, peace in the middle east and Ukraine, a route to world peace, the downfall of tyrannical or authoritarian regimes, an incredible global social movement and advancement in equality, science, environment, and understanding of human nature, life and the meaning of life in general, among other things). This right now, however, is a fucking farce. As far as I can tell there's no greater good, it's not for me, it's not for 'the kids'. It's just endless suffering, degradation and pain for me, and bizarre theatrics for everyone else, to a pre-determined timeline and script. You've taken probably one of the best things that's ever happened to humanity and the world in general, and you've turned it into this giant, unflushable fascist turd of degradation, confusion, fake news and twattery. I don't care what the justification is, and don't care who it's for. I don't give a shit what America or any other country really, really wants, or if they really and sincerely think they're 'helping'. It's bollocks and it needs to end, and Starmer has more power to end it than most given the whole circus collapses as soon as I am released. I’m aware that he's very deliberately trying to be shit but I'm honestly beginning to despise him, and I wonder how someone who rose to the head of the CPS and then Prime Minister could so consistently display a total inability to make a genuinely brave political decision, unless you view maintaining the status quo he inherited and always agreeing to continue this shit show and my torture as ‘brave’ (I do not). In conclusion, I don't want to be here and he can fuck off.

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

@katyperry Sup

[Petey Pedro aka Zoltar MamDaddy aka Dr SteelHammer @pmm361]

I told y'all she was in love with me