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My thoughts put on the internet for you.

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Bob Segur Ros

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Every year...

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A 5 year old girl told me she loved me last week, and my ego has been soaring ever since.

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@MargotEscargogo Oh my hahahaha

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I dreamt in sign language. Surprised myself with how much I knew.

[Danny Brown @xdannyxbrownx]

I’m the dumbest girl alive

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I stink.

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@marranara Not as provocative as legally bringing yr kid to a KkK rally. And I think I’ve always been of the mindset that mental health outlets would help any troubled person. I’m not absolving them. Separate issues that you equated criminal/victim. Disengaging

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@marranara Hahahah oh but they’re trying to. They just outlawed drag. Pretty big trans population in that circle

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@marranara By state mindset I mean slowly trying to criminalize trans people

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@marranara Might’ve been the whole statewide mindset that made them murderer?

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@DC_Draino More guns = more gun death.
It’s first grade SpongeBob

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Fuck you @GovBillLee, this is tragedy porn. How dare you use the names of those kids in the same breath as you say there is no answer. This isn’t a theological issue or an existential crisis, this will be alleviated with assault rifle bans. Period.

[Gov. Bill Lee @GovBillLee]

What happened at The Covenant School yesterday was a tragedy beyond comprehension. I want to speak directly to Tennesseans about the way forward.

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@LowercaseRoses I’d rather have chili in the wudder

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

THIS is last year's Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg

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That scene from MIB where will smith is taking the shooting range test, leaves the aliens and only hits the little girl, but with drag queens and a semi automatic rifle. @GovBillLee #assessthethreat

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I’ve never had my neck sore from head banging so much at a wedding

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To the guy that drives the orange General Lee PT Cruiser complete with the confederate flag on top, we hate you.

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Kind lady at the supermercado gave me 3 free (only slightly deflated) oranges. So I’m having a day!