Paul

40 year old Father of 3, Grandad of 1, recovering / relapsing degenerate

[Paul @pmp1982]

@LFCHelp 18 hours and no reply apart from a bot 🙄 great customer support as always

[Dan Wootton @danwootton]

Interesting that the BBC’s multi-millionaire ex-footballer TV stars were not prepared to show any moral solidarity with the abused migrant workers, women or gay people in Qatar.
Lineker and his ilk are utter hypocrites who only virtue signal when the target is a Tory government.

[Paul @pmp1982]

@sjslfcforever Just needs his crouch moment 🤞 unfortunately I had a bit of money on him scoring 20 this season, the cunt that took the bet is enjoying sending me memes 😏

[Paul @pmp1982]

@TrollFootball @cpsimaging @sjslfcforever annoying how accurate this is

[Paul @pmp1982]

@StarbucksUK @Starbucks Gold member, been locked out of account for 7 days, money and rewards still on card but can’t use, no reply to messages on Twitter or Facebook, looks like @CostaCoffee have a new customer

[Paul @pmp1982]

@benjamindc83 This aged well 😂

[Paul @pmp1982]

So we can’t play against real pace or village swing 🤬 #NZvsEng

[Paul @pmp1982]

@Nicoleseaton_x

[Paul @pmp1982]

@Robgreeen1 https://t.co/3tAMsY2Cjg

[Spraggy @spraggy]

Fun pots going down on the stream today! Still live! https://t.co/nf4ZOYXASR #twitch #poker

[Paul @pmp1982]

@Stormzy1 @THORPEPARK no idea who you are but the new bird is a massive fan and this would be huge browny points #helpamanout

[Joe “Stapes” Stapleton @Stapes]

Guy apologized for walking in front of me while I was taking a photo. LOL like I would ever be pointing it at anything other than myself.

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

Wow. Best performance at Goodison since @Ian_Rush9 scored 4😉 @TonyBellew real class #betterthanRocky

[Paul @pmp1982]

@cpsimaging pull your finger out, a flat in Basel is far more important than any meeting! 🍾🍾🍾

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

What a night Lfc 4-1 up & no more Gary Neville⚽️🎉🍻

[Rob @Robgreeen1]

I prefer sports where you can call the ref a cunt to be fair

[Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26]

HAVE YOU:
a)moaned about the rain
b)visited a garden centre
c)bought a sofa
IF NOT you are in violation of the UK Bank Holiday Act of 1974.

[Phil McNulty @philmcnulty]

Obviously no time to remember the crowing & sledging England suffered from the likes of Clarke & Warner on the last tour...and George Bailey

[Mark Ramprakash @MarkRamprakash]

Nice to have a night in with my 2 daughters watching 'The Proposal', loved it, love Sandra Bullock!

[Joe “Stapes” Stapleton @Stapes]

I don’t want to say I’m punching above my weight, but my date just said “I make you look so rich.”