Paul

Marvel, and the mighty MUFC. Host of Marvelous Action Figures on YouTube. Views are my own etc etc...

[Paul @pmshearman]

@AlternativeMUFC There’s something gloriously poetic that the bloke who plays football like a ruby player is the one who fucks in over the bar

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Comms dropped last night. Final one of the season. You can give it a watch below if you missed it.

[Paul @pmshearman]

@AlternativeMUFC Nailed it, perfect! Keane got the right treatment too 🤜💥

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/0VUm9Spo32

[SFX magazine @SFXmagazine]

It's not Superman Day anymore, but there's still time to enter our competition by retweeting the original tweet below.

[SFX magazine @SFXmagazine]

To celebrate Superman Day, we’re giving away two copies of the HMV Exclusive Superman Limited Edition 4K Ultra HD SteelBook. To enter, retweet this. We’ll pick winners on 25 April. Explore the DC Universe on 4K UHD, Blu-ray and DVD at HMV (@hmvtweets).

[United Arts 🔴⚪️⚫️ @UtdArts1]

The fact that they’ve turned comments off on their announcement, tells you all you need to know.

A “fan-first media platform” where fans can’t express their thoughts on a club legend adding one of the most toxic United related channels to his empire, is only about one thing… Money 👍

[Paul @pmshearman]

@Cantona_Collars Sound off as soon as I hear Nev is commentating. Cant stomach listening to the bloke. Same with Keane sadly, two playing legends who turn out to be awful pundits

[Paul @pmshearman]

@AlternativeMUFC “It’s a fvck1ng goat” 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/AYF5QLsLFc

[Paul @pmshearman]

@HLTCO Scholes is showing that it was a good job he never spoke much when he was playing otherwise he’d have a very different status from ‘United Legend’ with the garbage like he regularly spouts nowadays

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/TvHHzmD5qi

[Paul Hirons @Son_Of_Ray]

You cannot imagine how excited I was a kid to watch John Virgo do his silly snooker impressions at the World Championships every year. I was into them more than the snooker.

Probably not a good look to cry while travelling on a train this morning. RIP JV

[Paul @pmshearman]

@StretfordPaddck I wish Scholes would talk as much now as he did when he was playing…. 🤐

[Paul @pmshearman]

@WayneSBarton This whole concept is beyond nonsense, and has to be designed to attract wannabe social media attention seekers, surely? Who’d choose this over watching an actual game?!

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

I don't care what anyone says about Pep Guardiola. If he wins his 7th Premier League title this season with Man City it's right up there with Lance Armstrong's 7 Tour de France trophies!

[StrettyDave @StrettyDave]

City backing the manager once again. Elsewhere over at United, they've just sacked the manager because he wanted to be backed..

[Paul @pmshearman]

@richardajkeys In these uncertain and unstable times across the world, I admire your consistency in still being a cunt

[Mike @Mike87_United]

When Arsenal were a laughing stock for years and Arteta’s early days did you ever hear Ian Wright sticking the boot in every week on his media duties? Did you ever hear Martin Keown do it? Tony Adams? Thierry Henry? No. Only ex Utd players do this and do it relentlessly.

[Adam @AdamMUFC24]

Fuck off Gary - you havn't helped one bit and quite frankly Manchester United supporters are sick to death of hearing your opinions.

18 months ago it was "Manchester United need a manager with a system"
Now its "Manchester United need a manager that fits the DNA of the club"

How's about Manchester United need the Glazers to fully fuck off?

How about stop telling Manchester United what they need when you can't even sort out Salford?

How's about Manchester United need you and your shitty employers to stop obsessing and over analysing everything the Utd manager does?

How about being fair in your punditry and treating managers of United how you treat managers of Spurs, Liverpool and just about every other club?

Just a thought?