Prayers_MurderCat

Giving you your daily Prayers

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

There is no god, and you’re no god. So, listen up: nobody cares. We are all irrelevant trash. You especially.

Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

Squirrels are DEVILS HERE ON EARTH! #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

One day this screen will fail.... Damn Squirrel! #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

I hear Yoga is a thing. Yup still stupid #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

I do believe you are up to no good. That is my job friends #dailyprayers

[Sick Sad World @YesYoureRacist]

Weird how so many of the edgelords who grew up on South Park's "ironic" antisemitism turned out to be unironic antisemites, huh

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

I sleep well because I know it is my job to be worshiped #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

I am without snark at the moment #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

Dager is out there being useless. If I was allowed outside I would kill ALL THE THINGS. She needs to get her shit together. #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

Quince has a hole in his sock. can't take him anywhere #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

Sometimes he's ok #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

It is not international cat day. It is international ME day. Mark it down for next year. #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

I waited until the water was gone because I am not a moron. Still don't get it. I don't know how this will help your beauty. Conclusion: humans are still stupid #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

Stole the human distraction devices. Get with it and pet me! #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

This is me considering ways to murder the sexist a/c repair guy. No one talks to my cat slaves that way #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

I am a Majestic warrior and this is my post. I will guard it until I get bored then take a nap. It's what I do #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

I have claimed my spot on the couch. Don't care about who was here first, it's mine now. #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

I have better things to do than pay attention to you. Please note how gorgeous I am. You always have time for that. #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

I found the working title for Quince and my Buddy Cop movie #dailyprayers

[Prayers_MurderCat @PMurdercat]

Just the way I like it. You must stay put and hold my head #dailyprayers