Mötteli

Definitely a real person made of flesh
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[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

I think monetization has broken Twiii... uh, X. Every post I see seems to be: "Would you rather have pineapple on pizza, or lick a snake??? Putin or Dylan Mulvaney???? Tell us why in the comments!!!"

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@skyler_higley Truth - I can never laugh out loud unless I first determine if the humor is intentionally regressive...

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@SALIMIGGY @TheCinesthetic He's not a guy you want to get mad

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

Shocked, shocked I tell you. I am sure indictments are forthcoming, right? Right???

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine.

In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted.

https://t.co/pLMD0krc69

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

This one REALLY deserves a frog

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

@FT

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@esjesjesj God, I hate furries...

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@deaflibertarian What about braille subtitles?

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@GeeksGamersCom @TheCriticalDri2 liked it - that's good enough for me.

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@greg16676935420 It's not fair, either. You spend WAY more time slaving away on X than he does.

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@aelfred_D I think this was part of Thersites' soliloquy in Act 3 of Troilus and Cressida?

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@aelfred_D @caesar_pounce This one I don't recognize - did you just straight up do an iambic pentameter ode to (whichever Kardashian this is)'s boobs?

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@Gavin_McInnes Here we call it "Systemic Racism"

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@greg16676935420 I, for one, am OUTRAGED by this.

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@smarshallwilson @aelfred_D Second paragraph, mate.
https://t.co/cxDebfIv0D

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@greg16676935420 I was today years oooo... You got me, Greg.

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@smarshallwilson @aelfred_D Some movies are so bad that you can't measure how bad they are, you have to use a calculus formula to measure it...

https://t.co/A7KRphuMof

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@marlaseraphine @GeeksGamersCom No, but (as stated in the article) his fingerprints are all over it.

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@marlaseraphine @GeeksGamersCom Apparently, you're gonna have to explain it to everybody - I guess us normies just don't have the intellectual capacity to appreciate James Gunn's brilliance.

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@marlaseraphine @GeeksGamersCom I think you have to explain it because it's a huge reach - it looks nothing like the xenomorph queen, it's small, and kind of cute, and it's "eggs" (or poop, we don't know) look kind of like popcorn (or poop) instead of eggs.

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@marlaseraphine @GeeksGamersCom Huh?

[Mötteli @therealMoetteli]

@smarshallwilson @aelfred_D