Paul

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

“One more time!!!”😂😂😂 I’m actually on the floor lmao, the crowd were eating it up. #RHOSLC

[sara 🫧 @souraIbum]

me applying to harvard with a 0.2 gpa but my dads the head of admissions

[𑣲kai @mybabygoesawayy]

LMAOOOOO

[PINKVANILLA @2lesbians1dildo]

Me when I wanna cross the road safely

[Himbo Chuggs @Chrome_Bonehead]

I replayed this trailer an embarrassingly amount of times like this activated my autism ten fold

[amar 💍🥷✌️ @okcamars]

rounded up an extra 27 cents on my order to donate to charity this morning

[tino @tiinoRB]

just deleted my local files of DONK

[0️⃣| me2girl ꕤ｡˚ ⸆⸉ ོ ENCORE DEFENDER @okmetoogirl]

The way my eras tour money paid to hire sniffer dogs at the door so Charli couldn’t crash the wedding

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

thinking about how my 4 eras tour tickets bought the napkins that phoebe bridgers and stevie nicks are going to be wiping their mouths with tonight

[DEVIL (RAY) MODE LIZ 💥 @lizaboth]

5 nights a week at 8:35pm sharp #LoveIslandUSA

[tooty ❦ @yumjikeu]

corbin so mad at america for breaking him and kenzie up he gon be livid when we send them packing #loveislandusa

[౨ৎ loren౨ৎ @mylorensworld]

I WILL BE VOTING SOL AND CALEB HENNII GOOD LUCK TO THE REST #loveislandusa

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

Concerts are where you realize how beautiful it is to be alive in this fucked up world

[scottie meets world @tsmidnights13]

“it’s time to face the music, I’m no longer your muse” is still one of the best pop lyrics of all time btw

[Ajibola @4jibola]

music is honestly one of the best parts of being alive.

[Paul @pmw629]

@Whokaux

[Zäy @LaughToDaBank]

Middle school me was up at 6 am reading the Fortnite patch notes

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The mice doing Cinderella’s hair

[jude ❦ @envythel3aves]

twitter abbreviations you all must know:

OOMF - one of my followers
NGL - not gonna lie
WDYM - what do you mean
WBK - we been knew
TBH - to be honest
SOTY - bad enough