Shanaya Painter

I have a spreadsheet for that. Probably.

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

One of the many reasons I married my husband is things like last night. It's 1 am and we are debating the semantics of zombie classifications. Infected, undead, etc. #zombies #weridos

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

Me: "You have periodontal disease?"

Husband: "No that's not it."

Me: "[commercial voice] The gum disease gingivitis?!"

Husband: "[sighs] No. It's likma."

Me: "[head tilt like a dog] Huh? Likma?"

Husband: "LICK MA BALLS [laughs himself off the bed]"

Me: "😑"

#men #love

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

The ability to hold more than one truth parallel is necessary for critical thinking. Our refusal to see the world as multi-dimensional contributes to cognitive dissonance, confirmation bias, and demonizing.

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

I profoundly dislike black and white thinking. On any side. I have deep and firmly set morals. However, "No this is bad and it can't be good in any way because it's just evil," is a problem, nearsighted, and reductive.

I don't bandwagon. And I hope I never knowingly do.

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It's been like 3 years and he is somehow even more adorable. He is also a menace to society and forever will he be. #CatsOfTwitter #Persian #kitty #baby

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How very #Midwestern to take a photo of a storm bc you're going to be mad at it should it turn into a tornado right in front of you

#howdare #youbetternot

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

https://t.co/1wEtG6blph
This was so hard to listen to bc it's the life story you hear for so many people with schizophrenia. I have a loved one who has fought this with us all their life. Most lose that fight. It's like hearing someone read her life.

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

@BaileySarian your newest episode of your podcast has me incredibly concerned. As a former caretaker of someone who was schizoaffective, this person is clearly going through a psychotic episode. Either from mentall illness or substance induced.

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

Pssst. Casey's is a Midwestern gas station chain :P

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

Listening to @AMorbidPodcast Eps 390. All I needed to hear was small town in nowhere with a Casey's and the Ope in me felt a disturbance in the force. Then beer and the ditch thing? Ooooh y'all, that's the Central Midwest right there.

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

@VarisUndead Cloud Moogie Bean
Aka: Stinky Butt Baby
Pee Pee Butt
Little Prince
The Prodigal Son
Adorable Menace to Society
Cloudy Boy
Cloud With a Chance of Stinky
Fluff Butt
Chaos Gremlin

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

Say what you want about poor people and the unhealthy coping mechanisms we are forced to find in order to keep ourselves alive in Capitalist Hell. But we get fking crafty and learn interesting skills to avoid paying for things lol. #nails #acrylicnails #capitalism

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

Hmmm. Having a Twitter account just became having front row seats to the social media like Hunger Games lol.
#Twitter #ElonMusk #news #capitalism

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

Having ADHD is like having a good deal of Chrome tabs open and two of them are making sound but you don't know which ones and as soon as you close it, another starts up.

#ADHD #adhdtwitter #heck

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

YOU TOO, LILLIAN?! EVEN MY PRINCESS GOOD BABY?

Ignore the mess. I'm sorting through the shit in my office. It's been 3 days but I WILL get to it.

#CatsOfTwitter #FLUFFY #meow #thebetrayal

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

He has the AUDACITY to slow blink love at me and eye me like he has no respect for my authority. UNGRATEFUL CHILD 😤

#Persiancat #CatsOfTwitter #FLUFFY #audacity #norespect

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

@rvtsu Bless you 😭🙏

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

"I'm going to clean!"

Meet Clean. His last name is Later.

#NOPE #cleaning #ADHD

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

Growing up, I thought I'd be more of a Rachel than anything. Turns out I'm a Monica with a bit of Phoebe in there. But you know what? My house is really fucking clean. And has animals skulls 🤷

#friends #90s #Millennials

[Shanaya Painter @pnayanaychan]

@ryngsdnd I actually did :P it also named itself, so I've read lol