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[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@qvcuk why you still use Evri as a delivery service they are the worst of all delivery companies

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@Evrichat___ still waiting for a parcel then told i would hear back before 11am this morning still nothing

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@qvcuk can you please stop using Evri for deliveries as they are absolutely awful

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@LancashireCC temp traffic lights not working outside The Bluebird Pub on Myerscough Rd Samlesbury. it's causing long tail backs

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@SkyFootball is there only 1 team playing at Deepdale. It sounds like the Burnley football channel

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@VeryHelpers trying to sort my order out any help

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@verynetwork also why do you use the worst delivery company in the UK in yodel

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@verynetwork can you tell me why your customer service is incompetent

[David Poulden Esq @DavidPoulden]

Share the shìť out of this...

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@jessphillips You really are a muppet

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@PeterSweden7 @GBNEWS get this shown

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@LizJarvisUK you are a fool

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@benonwine hi

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@AnnelieseDodds Islam is not a race stop spouting rubbish

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@YvetteCooperMP Islam is not a race so get the facts right before you spout off

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@benonwine hi

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@benonwine No

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@Debenhams why is so hard to get you to reply to messages.
absolutely useless

[stephen towers @pnefc316]

@andyplumb4__ 👍

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes