realpinkmonster

Just a guy trying to survive in a world drowning in Normies and Liberalism.

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@Shri_Amitabha @Green_Paraclete They’re having a Weasley-sized family for sure, 5 kids *minimum*.

Harry remains really close w/ the Weasleys, even without him marrying Ginny. And Malfoid often asks Mrs. Weasley for advice on raising so many kids, and they become mom-friends.

They team-up to cook for holidays.

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@jardiniernormie So you make her trap non-lethal. What did the Deatheaters need? A way into Hogwarts. And Draco did that with the Vanishing Cabinets. Make her mission *that*.

Also, how did Draco try to kill Dumbledore initially? Poison & Curses, a totally believable feminine approach.

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@Vlakdra

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@aikopsis_00 @Shri_Amitabha Malfoid: “Ha ha, the filthy half-Giant’s monster is getting put down!”
Hermione: “Shut up!”
Malfoid: “Oh, are you mad, *Mudblood*? What’re you gonna do about it?”
Hermione: (starts an *actual* girl fight, hair-pulling included)

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@Risen_SzN Imagine: Malfoid attacks Umbridge to save Harry from having the Cruciatus used on him.

Harry runs to get the Prophesy. And Umbridge loses it (so bad that she goes to Azkaban). And the only thing that keeps Malfoid (barely) sane afterwards is her feelings for Harry.

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@heisei_ramen Wanna up the angst? Malfoid uses Cruciatus on Umbridge to stop her, and in a fit of rage, Umbridge uses it **several** times on Malfoid (it’s a wonder she isn’t institutionalized like Neville’s parents).

So you get an emotionally, and *physically* traumatized Malfoid in Book 6.

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@Chudphlosion64 @hayasaka_aryan “Genderswaps are a gateway drug to trooning out.”

(but for real though, I’m not disagreeing with you).

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@AnimeArtstalker @LoadingCrew By Book 6, Malfoid is torn between being loyal to her Deatheater parents, and wanting to date Harry. So she uses a love potion to “have her cake & eat it too”, to make Harry like her for who she is.

Ron then eats the chocolates, gets obsessed w/ Malfoid, and it causes *issues*…

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@WillHavePeace @hayasaka_aryan The nagging ugly feminists wouldn’t let you cast normal women as actors, because they couldn’t self-insert themselves, if that were the case.

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@Chudphlosion64 @hayasaka_aryan Technically, it’s not tranny; they’re just imagining what it would be like if the Author did something different.

… but I’m sure the trannies are gooning over it, no question about that.

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@DEZTROG_999 @Juggerbear95 In the books, we’re told just how pretty she is, that she’s popular, and that she’s amazing at Quidditch

In the movies, her actor is… less attractive, than described. She doesn’t get much screentime, so we think she’s not popular. And we don’t get to see her play much Quidditch

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@Zeak__Ninja @FozyYokai @StepRed2 You could have an entire romance subplot for the Yule Ball, where Malfoid scorns Harry for taking a girl he doesn’t even know (Parvati).

And she’s especially scornful because Harry comforted her after she got turned into a ferret by Moody (their relationship improves).

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@HazardOneGuess @redteneri And this saves her from the “bad” ending where she marries a genderswapped Daphne Greengrass, and ends up a single mother.

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@HazardOneGuess @redteneri The relationship draws disapproval from everyone around them.

For Harry, from his Boss and his friends. And for Malfoid, her parents and their Deatheater social circle. But they make it work, because they develop feelings for eachother.

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@redteneri @EliasAngelo8207 She’ll gonna be *so* angry when Harry doesn’t even take her as his date.

Malfoid: “You took… one of the *Patil* twins!?!?”

[realpinkmonster @pnk_monster]

@koldkanadian @redteneri That would sadly be in the realm of fanfics; cannon would be her becoming a sad, repressed wine mom who marries some Pure Blood prick from a lower bloodline.

But as for *her* daughter, and her chances w/ Albus Potter in the Cursed Child… well, maybe *that* would be canon…