Marina Fanfic

not @marinadiamandis. all fanfic

[Marina Fanfic @pnkconvertible]

MARINA sighs. Everyone had forgotten the five year anniversary of Handmade Heaven. She decides to ring Warner to reminisce on the good times. “Hi Ms Diamond, we’ve been trying to reach you, you still owe us 25 grand and three lemon-.” MARINA throws her Motorola at the wall.

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Using the industrial window washer suspended scaffolding, MARINA slides down the Atlantic Records building with binoculars to spy on Charli XCX’s new album pitch.

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MARINA sneaks into the Delta Sky Club at the airport. After nibbling on the roast beef wraps behind a trash can, she wails and screams as TSA drags her out for stealing lemon slices from the ice water.

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MARINA accepts a substitute music teaching job at the local community college. She parks her 2008 Honda Accord out front and walks to her classroom. In the back left seat is Tate McRae with a lemon slice in her bottle of ice water. MARINA gulps.

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after her third svedka vodka martini, MARINA deletes all of her instagram posts to help with the tension in the middle east.

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It’s a brisk day. Charli XCX begins putting the final touches on her Thanksgiving dinner. As she daintily starts slicing a lemon for the ice water pitcher, MARINA busts through the side window with a swat team and slaps the citrus fruit out of charlotte’s hand.

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MARINA deletes all her instagram posts and begins researching Tate McRae.

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Making sure to bury the evidence, MARINA throws away her Dua Lipa merchandise at the airport. Her Houdini single CD is heavily annotated.

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Marina crashes an opening night party of a youth theatre production of Seussical to make a big announcement. She swings in on a curtain rope and throws a sack full of Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land CDs at the conductor.

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MARINA hunches over her iPhone 6 Plus and asks siri “What are some words that rhyme with palestine?”

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“and that’s why with my next album I will finally be reclaiming my spot as beloved indie darling.” Marina says with a smirk. “That’s great now are you going to be using your Mcdonald’s app tod-“

[Marina Fanfic @pnkconvertible]

the Nintendo WiiU has sold more copies this month than Ancient Dreams in A Modern Land.

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After the third listen of Boom Clap, MARINA notices her foot tapping, she throws a vase at the wall and deletes instagram.

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One busy afternoon, as she stacked organic avocados at Whole Foods, Marina’s heart skipped a beat. There, in the cereal aisle, stood Charli XCX, scanning the shelves for her favorite granola. Marina hides behind a pyramid of almond milk cartons as Boom Clap plays overhead.

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MARINA protests the iPhone 15 outside of tmobile with a poster and a tin can for tips.

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Whilst interviewing potential starbucks baristas MARINA asks one candidate her name. "Charlotte" she says. MARINA takes a deep breath & points to the door.

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Marina prowls the LA Tesla dealership looking for signs of Grimes.

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Marina paces back-and-forth frantically watching the VMAS on Charli XCX patrol. Suddenly her iPhone 5C illuminates her third floor walk up. It’s a google notif for when a female celeb takes a picture while holding a citrus fruit. marina throws her phone out the window and wails.

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

it’s TIME for fresh FRUTA! ⌚️🍐 @kpcollections

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While browsing through stacks of bills in her email inbox, Marina's iPhone 5 illuminated with a google alert that seized her attention: "Charli XCX and Rina Sawayama Instagram Beef." Marina chuckled as the Pumpkin Cream Cold foam blender softly whirred beneath her.

[Marina Fanfic @pnkconvertible]

the timer runs out... the shot materializes... marina is standing in a baby pool filled with sand wearing a pink knitted vagina hat... She says "grab this by the p***y, Trump!"
She doesn't know he isn't even the president anymore.