Captain Crisis of S.S. Chaotic

Shy Writer, Excited Reader, and Overly Supportive Human! Follow my bookstagram: @mandarinvillain_books

[hayley🥀 @pagesofhayley]

normalize comfort books being emotionally devastating😭

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Rappers really be dissing they own fans “U working minimum wage while I spend ur rent at the club” bro I’m tryna feed my family

[payton mitchell @paytmitch]

job listings that don’t include salary 🚩

[payton mitchell @paytmitch]

elon musk’s trash is hitting MY moon?? the one i stare at with binoculars all the time??!?! you’re done. you’re done.

[LUCYANA @LUCYANARANDALL]

the idea of having tattoos making it harder to get a job is so bizarre bc when i see someone with a lot of tattoos i don't think "degenerate", i think "nice, a guy who schedules lots of appointments and shows up to them on time"

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest phrase that everyone needs to learn to get off the phone:

“Well I’ll let you go”

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I miss when commercials were just a man yelling about a new sponge at 4am

[Captain Crisis of S.S. Chaotic @PocketedWeirdo]

@vnvreli This how be looking with my boo’s 🤣💀 Always a sucker for a funny guy 💀💀

[Captain Crisis of S.S. Chaotic @PocketedWeirdo]

@JCH4217 We get it, Ted’s a shmuck! 🤣

[Captain Crisis of S.S. Chaotic @PocketedWeirdo]

@vnvreli No…but absolutely 🤣🤣 I see it

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Don’t fall into the trap of thinking you only exist to make money. You were made for beach days and full-body hugs and reading in hammocks and resisting oppression. The best and most precious part of you can’t be measured in wages or profits.

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

i will never join a zoom meeting with my camera on. I gotta see what the vibes are first

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

my 2-year-old just said "daddy why don't these people understand that getting banned by a private technology platform is not an assault on one's 1st amendment rights since it does not constitute punishment of speech by the government" and i was blown away

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[𝑆ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑎 𝑀𝑎𝑚𝑎 💕 @slimfineMF]

Gotdamn strawberries get old soon as u get home 😭 u gtta eat them in the store

[Drebae @Drebae_]

“Come on brother, I hope it’s a satellite delay” LMFAOOO he was reading DOWN. had him STUCK 💀💀💀

[Captain Crisis of S.S. Chaotic @PocketedWeirdo]

😭😂😂

[Captain Crisis of S.S. Chaotic @PocketedWeirdo]

Sometimes my mom be feeling like a frenemy. Like that person who talks shit about you in front of everyone to make themselves look better, but then when y’all are alone she wants to be besties and wants you to show her all the love. 🤔🤔 I am trauma...

[Captain Crisis of S.S. Chaotic @PocketedWeirdo]

@xrolando_25 Lmaooo I simultaneously hate this, but also it would be so interesting to see this come to life 😂😂