regular maz

she/her

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

Gwen really said “life is short, you’re capable”

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

Performer Pilates ™️

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

Best I ever heard: O for…..Ohmygod

[yasmin @ycsm1n]

used to work at a call centre, and the substitutes ppl use when they don’t know the phonetic alphabet are so funny. why did this man say C for Czechoslovakia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

@katti_1993 I would be honoured! 🙏🏼😭

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

@_amyl666 AMY NO

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

Being kind & not full of hatred is simply so easy I don’t understand

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

Something’s telling me that Bronte’s sister is about to become my favourite side character in this show #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

DAN IS SO RATTLED BY ALL THE WOMEN HOLDING HIM ACCOUNTABLE IT’S JUST BEAUTIFUL TELLY 💅🏼
#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

Adam missing the point entirely …

#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

RELEASE JANELLE’S BROTHERS ON ADAM ALREADY #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

The difference between Adam and Claire in this situation is just….incredibly interesting to watch #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

NOT HAZ WITH THE MORAL COMPASS 💀 #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

I feel like (I could be wrong) but potentially having all the other couples there giggling at this guy wouldn’t be making this any….easier for him? Just a thought
#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

Tell everyone how hot they thought you were again, Harrison #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

Yes Mel, he is a snake - you are correct, queen #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

YES IM SURE THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE THAT WASN’T IT HARRISON
#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

“But maybe because he’s a male he gets the benefit of the doubt” SAY IT LOUDER BABE!
#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

I don’t know if this is too specific but Jesse & Claire’s entrance is giving me that Sex & the City movie scene where Carrie makes a poop joke after being really depressed & Samantha says “oh honey you made a little joke? Good for you!” #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

Did he just…..leave the apartment AFTER lighting a thousand candles? Huge
#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

[regular maz @pocketmaz]

Normalise asking for what you want (a cuddle) instead of making someone feel bad for not knowing what you need 🥺
#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia