Robert W. Astro

A traveling adventurer of french-Canadian/portuguese decent.

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

Dear @NintendoAmerica
I really enjoyed my #FortyFirst #Birthday on #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons so much! #NoSpoilers for those who still have Birthdays coming but it's really fun! Thanks for the Memories!

@animalcrossing #AllIWantForMyBirthdayIsACuttingBordDYI

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

@Sophia_Nyx https://t.co/Vo1pdaw5pK

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

@rtalalay https://t.co/Vo1pdaw5pK

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

Weird, no one has ever seen Earth-1736's Spider-Man before...

Just saying...

@TheRealStanLee
@Marvel
@SpiderMan

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

I'm just going to leave this here...

#DingDongs
@realDonaldTrump
@Hostess_Snacks
#TrumpLikesDingDongs

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

And y'all wonder why people voted for @DrJillStein.

#ThirdPartyVoting
#GreenRainbow
#DemocratsAreWeak.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

“They were careless people, they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

MAGA, Donald wants to know why you guys won't shut up about Jeffrey Epstein.

[Sophia Bush @SophiaBush]

This will kill children. Full stop. This is INSANITY.

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

@elonmusk
#Nazi
#Boobs
#AdolfTittler

[Michelle @Michell33650674]

Hey MAGAS. Are you finally getting it? If you're not EXTREMELY WEALTHY, Trump and everyone he plans to appoint see you as nothing but WHITE TRASH. You thought you'd be treated BETTER than everyone else because you're WHITE and VOTED for him? Bahaha! Merry Christmas ASSHOLES!

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

MAGA and the Republican party talked so much about Hunter Bidens drug problems. Why not talk about Elon Musk and his drug addiction? Or RFK and his drug addiction? Or Donald Trump and his drug addiction? Or Trump jr and his drug addiction?

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

"Everything Smells Different, At Night! -R.W.Astro

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

https://t.co/LANpk7XKNG

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

@TheRealDratch is an American Treasure! She MUST be protected AT ALL COSTS!!

#Olympics
@thetonightshow @jimmyfallon

https://t.co/6uvkCoH72C

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

I f-ing ❤️ @TheRealDratch!

Rachel is a CATCH, @AHS_Warranty!

https://t.co/tRgzJbNF0B

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

Oh fuck….I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

"Rogue" should have been Episode #2.

Wow.

@bbcdoctorwho

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

35 seconds! That’s how long Trump froze when his teleprompter stopped scrolling at yesterday’s NRA convention. He can't think or speak without a teleprompter. All he could do was shake his head in frustration & grimace in embarrassment until it restarted.

[Robert W. Astro @pocketrob]

#PeterCapaldi

#HappyBirthday!

I hope you get to hear some T.A.R.D.I.S. materialization today!
You deserve it! 🎂🍾🥂🎉💐