Pod the Pimp

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@defeatedluddite @NPRGreg Yes, it's A Walk by Tycho, thanks so much!

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@NPRGreg any idea what the music played around 4:50 eastern on ATC today was? Ambient electronic piece with some beats behind it.

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Weddings seem dangerous, that's why I love 'em and leave 'em.

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Check out this self portrait I had commissioned. http://t.co/Hem2hNHDVb

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Pod's relationship tip of the day: never give your mistress gold chains. Only bad things can happen.

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It takes practice to please a woman...unless you are Pod the Pimp. Then you get it on the first try.

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Go down on a chick once and now it's all "I'm your woman?" Control your bitch Jon Snow. She should be begging YOU for the Lord's Kiss.

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Pouring one out for Ros. She was a whore's whore.

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For real though, congrats to my man Jon Snow. Who knew a dude from the north would be so familiar with the south.

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Pod's sex tip of the week: Bath, THEN Lord's kiss.

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Just in case you were wondering, yes, I am a sex god.

[Pod the Pimp @pod_the_pimp]

Don't simp like Samwell, pimp like Pod.

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Might I recommend a 6969 position.

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Pod sex tip #2: When servicing three whores at once make sure you give them equal time. You don't want the contortionist getting bored.

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Pod sex tip #1: Foreplay is key. Make sure you trim your fingernails.

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Yo GRRM call me, I have some tips on how to manage the Mereneese Knot.

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But remember that from Payne, will come pleasure.

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I took those girls to the House of Payne.

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Pod the Pimp, I'll save your nose and fuck your hoes.

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A dwarf, a squire, and a contortionist walk into a brothel...