Pake Allen

Podcaster, pop culture fanatic, AEW wrestling superfan, and caretaker to the coolest dude ever.

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@AEW happy anniversary.
I’m getting closer to turning it off because of these pro-fascist ICE ads.
ABOLISH ICE.

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Everytime I see a fucking pro-fascism ad on @wbd, I’ll again say.
FUCK ICE.

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@wbd
FUCK ICE.

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@TheParkerB_ The main question is: will anyone ever be able to say your name right? Commentary called you Bordeaux the whole match. Drove me nuts. lol.

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@indiewrestling @ImmortalCW @RealMiracleGen @TJ_Epixx @chaelconnors @HollidayGarrett @MikeSkyros @BigBillCollier @Longestboot87 @TheParkerB_ @Mattick585 @CourageousCM @CarolinaCruzera @DjPowersWrestle Commentary…..
Boudreaux. BOO-DRO.

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Just sitting down with a pleasant candle burning, drinking cups of coffee (in my “Say Hi Intrepid Heroes” mug) while binge watching episodes of @dimension20show. This is my happy place.

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@KingRicochet you were the guy that made me want to start watching wrestling again years ago back when you were in NXT. My revived love of great pro wrestling led me to being a huge fan of @AEW and to see you now in the company I love being a fan of, I’m ecstatic. #OuttaThisWorld

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@Y2JA2 @AEW @chaswvccc @TBSNetwork Why are you waiting til Wednesday to watch Raw?

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@ringofhonor When is the On Demand available?
I wasnt able to watch live but I need it now!

[LeftwardSwing ♿🕊️ 💉 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @LeftwardSwing]

Anti-trans Texas House candidate Jeff Younger came to the University of North Texas and this is how students responded❤️

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@wrestlingleva @squidgame I knew that was you! Just yelled at my screen, “Leva!”

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So, let’s throw this into the universe. Ready for that @PostMalone country album. Especially the track featuring James and The Shame ( @rhettmc )

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@mofavo33 @StrangeTCast @rimajo09 Oh dang. I noticed it, but totally forgot to mention it. It is quite a strange thing to be there.

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@eddyburback Is it weird that I almost immediately thought of you when I heard the news?

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@doreenvictoria @seanfeucht Are you giving god credit for a mistake in a sports game? How embarrassing.

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@mattnightingale @seanfeucht Also, could the continued use of the millstone fantasy be considered death threats?

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@seanfeucht Oh here you go with your weird millstone fetish again.

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@seanfeucht @mattnightingale @derekwebb @FlamyGrant *you’re.
As in, you’re really obsessed with Derek and Flamy aren’t you? I’m guessing you’re jealous of their fabulousness. All you have is a trash theology.

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@FlamyGrant I don’t even know any lyrics to any of his songs:
Probably something like:
“Rich and wealthy, white and white, what a precious looking sight.
Jesus bless the little nationalists of the world.”

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@seanfeucht @derekwebb @FlamyGrant Sean, should we address this weird millstone fetish you have? You seem obsessed with the damn things.