Alan McGill

Married father of two, occasional tweeter and mildly paranoid project manager.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

C’est bon!

[Alan McGill @Podzuki]

@IL0VEthe80s Happy days!

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

The river Wandle is one of only two urban chalk streams in the entire country.

And this is what we do to it.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The man from Delmonte, he talk bollocks. #Ridge

[Alan McGill @Podzuki]

"Schadenfreude" adaptation of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger" by The Marsh... https://t.co/SY57RqBP9w via @YouTube

[Alan McGill @Podzuki]

@haveigotnews What is their pronoun?

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

What’s most remarkable about this is the way that, after Cooper completely eviscerates the government, Jenrick gets up and proves her points for her.

[Alan McGill @Podzuki]

@SoVeryBritish Cucumber. 🤢

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The brilliant Tracey Ullman

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

Yes Minister channelled the current BBC fuss over 40 years ago...
https://t.co/EDJsosPHW2

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Harry and Meghan said to have serious concerns over attending coronation ceremony, as there’s a chance King Charles could steal some of their limelight.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

We all knew what the Tories’ endgame was for the NHS. It’s not like they’ve ever put any effort into hiding it. #NHSPrivatisation

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Government preparing yet another budget. As the old saying goes, ‘if at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try, try, crash the economy, try, and try again’.

[VicksB #RejoinEU 🇪🇺☘️🏉 💚@vicksrb.bsky.social @VicksRB]

I’m expecting to hear that @nadhimzahawi has been sacked and lost the whip this morning.

I guess it won’t actually happen though. Tories don’t seem remotely concerned about propriety, honesty, integrity etc. anymore.

Others have gone to,prison for similar offences.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I wish people would focus more on the fact that Nadhim Zahawi is graciously paying all of the tax he owes, rather than the fact that he is only paying it because he got caught.
#NadhimZahawi

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Nadhim Zahawi has generously decided to pay the tax he tried to avoid, just like when he chose to repay the £6,000 he 'accidentally' claimed for heating his stables.
What a man of honour!
https://t.co/gnEf10sSQk