Davey C. Capicola

The truth lies in the center of my butthole, losers

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

Poor people don't know meats

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

Imagine Shitting, but worse

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

Buddy, have you even read the New York Times OpEd?

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

hey men why don’t you cum on your own faces

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

@Ocasio2018 So many pedantic, self-righteous shits in these mentions. All of you are trash and I am your garbage king

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

@Ocasio2018 This is very worrisome Alexandria, how am I supposed to concern troll you if you don’t let me in the door?

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

What about Capitalism, but with women?

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

When you say Abolish ICE, I think you’re leaving out the complexity of *yawn* Sorry, lost my train of thought, what was I talking about? Ah yes, we can’t have single layer because of NUANCE

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

@_michaelbrooks That’s why you get itself an entire upscale New York Italian deli of tricks

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

Yes, it’s sad children died in Yeah Man, or whatever, but have you considered that the person who dropped the bombs feels really bad about it?

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

First @Ocasio2018 bans me from her weekly book club meetings, then she bans me from being within Sixty Feet of her, now this? Disturbing anti-press sentiment, if you ask me!

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

@voicehaver Next time @ me or at least slam me in the face with an expensive ham

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

To all the campus whiner children things, have you considered that racism was all just a big oopsie?

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

@culture_genious That's my word for cummng

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

Universal Healthcare would be great, but there is complexity that needs to be accounted for. For instance, how do I cash this check from Blue Cross Blue Shield? It seems hella COMPLEX

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

When you punch a Nazi, It's like your dousing me in gasoline and lighting a match in my asshole

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

Where's that Centrist Hippo account at? I'll put that loser scrub in the ground. You haven't even started to see my grifting. You don't KNOW MY FUCKING CENTRIST POWER. WANNA KNOW MY POWER LEVEL BRO? IT'S FUCKING ZERO. RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN, SWEET, LUSCIOUS MIDDLE!

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

@FungeonMaster1 Dear me though, When you make fun of this Nazi, it's like you're making fun of me!

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

LOL Jonathan Chait got bofa'd. Wat a fucking n00b. Lil' Bitch don't know COMPLEXITY

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

@realDonaldTrump us groe beg lik cok cuzz reel dombalds Trupm!!!!!!
#MAGA #AmericaFirst #RedWave #growth #TrumpEconomy

[Davey C. Capicola @poekerface2]

Gobermends